Cheating
Question: “Have you ever cheated or been cheated on? Why? How did it end? Did you leave? Stay? Ignore it? How do you feel about it now?”
Posted: www.craigslist.com in Atlanta, Denver, Washington DC, San Diego, and Aberdeen, GB.
(note: I soooo wish that more people frequented craigslist around the world, but so many cities’ craigslists are empty…. anyone who has suggestions for other online communities to post questions to, give me a shout. can’t voyeur on people’s secrets if there’s no one to ask!!)
Responses:
The worst mistake a person can do
In answer to your curious feelings. I am a 69 yr old male having been married twice, I cheated in both marriages,because not sexually fullfilled. It’s like living on the edge, wondering how long I could keep it up. Gave up first marriage to go into second onehoping it would be better. Surprise surprise it was not any better. At my age now I would do it all again. It is not the same not being married.This probably does help you much, but that is the way was.
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Evidently cheating is WAY more offensive than masturbation and/or kinky fantasies!!! This post was only up for TWO MINUTES before it was flagged. People are odd.
I was married for 7 years. She cheated on me and got pregnant doing it. She had an abortion. It was the most horrible thing I have ever been threw. We separated 2 yrs later and I found out she had been still doing it. I then lost my mind and cheated on her twice out of revenge. It was the worst decision I ever made.
We are divorcing now because our marriage is just the worst thing ever. It has been hard for me because I have always ask myself “Why did she do it?” She said it was for attention. I know there is nothing wrong with me or what I have, so I try to accept what she is saying. Some people really do have issues that make them do stupid shit. I had to deal with that. It is heartbreaking to love someone so much and have them treat you like shit because they have issues. It leaves you feeling like you are worthless. It eaves you empty and lonely. I am a strong man, but I never cried for someone so much as I did for her and our children. This was something that I ould do nothing about. Only she can face her problems and deal with them.
She is doing that, I hope. It hurts so bad to think someone you love is so messed up that they have to live a life that is a lie. They cheat because they are trying to find something they are missing or they are running from something they hate about themselves. After a while, they realize that they have messed things up so bad, that they leave you because they can’t face themselves anymore around you because you are a constant reminder of their awful past. You remind them of the low down things they do. That is what I was left with fro an answer.
Cheating is never worth it. I don’t care how good looking he is or how big his Johnson is, or how hot she is or how fine that ass looks. That small moment of pleasure is not worth the lifetime of regret. One should have the dignity to realize that if they want to have sex with other people, they should do what is right and leave the one they are with. If someone goes out looking for sex from strangers because they need attention, they are sick and should not be with anyone either. It is horrible to find out your are with someone who is a cheater, no matter what the reason. There is no valid reason for cheating.
Love feels like it is dead in this world today. What ever happened to love that came with honor and respect?
Well, I am single now and starting my life over. I spend the majority of my time alone because I just do not know what else to do right now. I feel like I have come threw a lot of bad stuff and I just exist these days. I spend a lot of time just thinking. I could always take to a new friend if you ever want to chat. I could always lend an ear because sometimes I sure could use one.
its fun at the time but as long ur discreet and ur partner too……im a cool fun outgoing guy if u wanna chat and mess around….oh im cute too lol…hit me up on my cell if u want…***-***-****….A
Explains why the divorce rate is over 50%.
My wife left me a year and a half ago. I have no idea if she cheated but her best friend was a major influence in her life and this woman loved to play around. So now I am jaded and do not trust women. I will get over it and will move on as everyone does.
Ok you are thinking about it. Other wise you would not have posted about it. Do not do
it . Iam 60 yrs old so I know . Why do you want to cheat.If things are not going well talk
about it.If not end it an start a new life an look for someone. If you cheat you will get caught sooner or later an Everbody will pay you will mess up 4 lives + kids. Do you want sex that bad. Think about it.
Yes – I have cheated before. Enjoyed every moment of it. I like pussy that I have never tasted or fucked before.
So you ask some very serious questions.
I wonder what your motivation is.
I have been cheated on. it is a humiliating experiance that effects every aspect of life.
I have talked to many cheaters and adulturers and have yet to fully understand the psyche
of the cheater. The reasons are varied.
In all of my discussions there is one person that has “gotten away” with it for an extended period.
She is unique in that her affair started in her late 30s and continues now into her 60s on a once a week
basis w/ the same man….her husbands friend.
Cheating is ridiculous! If you don’t feel comfortable with the one you’re currently with,you need to have the guts to let them know,reguardless of how they may feel about it. Some people cheatbecause of the denial they are in,and they’d be too scared to let their current lover know they don’t wanna be with them. If I wasn’t comfortable with the girl I’m with I wouldn’t cheat. I’d let her know. I’ve never cheated. Just to let you know,I’m a single male,and 27 yrs old.
I would if given the opportunity as there has been absolutely nointimacy in over 16 years. I'm too old to consider divorce from afinancial and healthcare standpoint. I realize I'm taking quite arisk, but as my daughter said, I'm living in hell.
Hello... Yes...I have...and had a very positive experience. In fact, I'm in the process of looking for a "special friend" again. My last "special friend" was in MI, and it ended, as planned, when I moved from MI to TN. Would be happy to discuss more with you, answer questions, give you hints/tips. Feel free to write, or meet me on Yahoo messenger. My screen name andemail are the same. Best Wishes!!
time heals all when someone has been hurt by cheating…. for the record 90 of all men cheat period!!! and 50% of all women cheat…… so there you have it… sometimes it best to look the other way but easier said than done..
STATISTICAL SIDE NOTE: Since we’re arbitrarily making up percentages (although the following is pretty damn close to accurate) I’ve edited out the repeat assumptions in the responses:
50% state “you’re obviously thinking about it, or you wouldn’t ask….”
50% state “you’ve obviously been cheated on or you wouldn’t ask…”
SWM-28 I was cheated on by my girlfriend of 2 1/2 years around the Christmas of 05. Eventually I forgave her and we decided to try dating again. We broke up recently and it was because she began to have trust issues with me! Even tho I never did anything to betray her trust. After talking with a few friends, I have heard a number of stories that sound the same as mine. Apparently it has to do with the cheater believing that since they did it, it will happen to them.
Did it, regretted it.
yes i have cheated. have been cheaded on. not getting it at home so got gf now she cheated and it hurt, i didn’t cheat on the gf. so now i get it where i want it and don’t worry about any one. i love to eat pussy so if u r looking to cheat on your hubby then i would love to eat your pussy for you.
But… but… but… he might “cheaded” on me, too!! BWAHAHAHAAAAA
I just hate cheaters!
why cant some one have the balls to just say I’m not happy, or I want a brake, If he thought he would not get caught then leave him he will do it again. Why do’s woman stay with a cheater? Mike
Yes I’ve been cheated on. It wasn’t fun! but I stuck around for 5 years if you can believe that, duhhhh!!! I still miss him very much but why be with someone that can so easily be with someone else? I always ask myself why, what was wrong with me?
So what is your story? Did you cheat or were you cheated on?
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Hi Curious,
I am bryan .
Nice to meet you first of all if your thinking about cheating you should do it with me .just because i desire to please a woman till she is had enough orgasms and ready to filled up .
i have cheated .
sex some times very often and has to be a safe attraction but is very awsome .
the forbiden fruit is allways taste ful when you crave the taste of another .
the smell
the kiss
the passion
the disire to please and be pleased
it was wonderful i ve only done it once and i want to do it again real soon
so send me your pic ill send you mine
bryan
You are curious, I will be happy to answer your ad. Yes I have cheated and I cheated because there were things I was not getting from my partner. The only excuse I could come up with was I stop appealing to my partner sexually but did love her in other ways. The sexual attraction has disappeared and some of the affection toward her as well but I feel we were meant to stay together and we still are.
We have been together for a very long time and my history as a cheater has been with me for over 20 yrs and I am not proud of what I have done or am doing but its something that fulfills me from time to time.
I do not judge others in how there life style is or what they do and ask that they do not judge me in mine
and yes I guess you are asking why are you still with this person if you are not attracted to her, the only answer I have is it was meant for the long haul and we will see down the road what happens.
What I can say is I was the guilty party in my first marriage. Had an off and on affair for a couple plus years but never fully confession although I think my wife was very curious and wondered. She became ill a few years later and died but our marriage during her illness became quite strong and I am so glad I stayed in the marriage. Leaving her for the other person never was an option.
I remarried, and was cheated ON by my wife in my second marriage. We are now divorced. It hurt, and still hurts, me deeply.
One of the seven laws of the universe (as viewed by many spiritual healers, psychics, New Age spirituality practicioners) is the universal law of cause and effect. Or, what goes up comes down. Or what goes around comes around. Of course, we all think we are different, that we are immune to these things because our circumstances are different.
But that’s why it’s called a universal law, though. It applies equally to all. And, as I see it, it is the law and it is the truth.
Looking back on my life after all this, and having gained experience and some wisdom after all of this (I am 50 plus) in perspective, I do believe that we are punished not FOR our sins, but BY our sins, and that the affair and break up of my second marriage was a result of my unfaithfulness in the first.
This may seem like a harsh answer and I in no way could make any judgment of you either way. All I can share is my experience for myself. If I could make the choice again, I would NOT cheat on my spouse because the anxiety and the consequences of it were too great for the benefit gained.
I have cheated. When I was single I had been with 3 different married women and 1 engaged woman. Since being married I have been with 4 other women and only 1 was married. I’ve often scratched my head and wondered why.
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kinky fantasies
Still no responses from women on masturbation… and still an endless trickle of responses from men… so on to the next question…
Posted on www.craigslist.com in the following cities: Los Angeles, Boston, and Paris. I’ve posted double the listings in each city to reach both males and females (in theory) with several versions of the following question:
What is your kinkiest secret fantasy that you’d never share with anyone unless it was anonymous?
The responses as they come in:
…an entire family; too kinky for you?
hello well since you asked ive actually had this fantasy that i would get to experience getting to fist a woman while im getting some really good head.something a little tamer would be to just be able to find a woman who couldn’t get enough cock in a mens locker room to come over and let me pound her good and hard all night long while making a video.have a few more but figured that’s a good start.
WELL TOO MUCH OF MY DISMAY, I AM AN AVID ORAL PERSON AND LOOOOOOVE TOOO EAT PUSSY AND ASS….. I LOVE SQUIRTERS BUT THEY ARE NO WHERE TOO BE FOUND…..
mmm, it would have be the strap on thing with a woman…
French, 30, 6.0, athletic
hi there, i’ll play….
Hum
Well I would have to say having 4 beautiful ladies at one time. One sucking my nutsack while another strokes me and a third slurps on my swollen mushroom tip while I eat the 4th's delicious pussy. mmm.. lol
I want a woman to put on a strap-on and fuck me.
26/m/Medford
Any interest???
I have a foot fetish. What’s your fantasy?
It's hard to say. I have so many..... WHich one is kinkier, you decide! A) I tie my lover up, put a ball gag in her mouthand paddle her fanny with a ping pong paddle. I then lick her ass and fuck itwith my cock.....I don't cum though....I turn her over and lick her, whilefucking her with a dildo.....after she's orgasmed, I insert a larger vibratorinto her vagina, and then finish myself, by fucking her in the ass untilI squirt my juices deep inside of her. I then eat out her ass......take herball gag off, and share with her my sperm that I sucked out of her ass. B) My lover makes me get on all fours and goes behind me,she inserts her strap-on in my rectum and proceeds to fuck my well oiled ass,slowly at first, then hard....and then harder. She then has a malefriend of hers come in and, while she is fucking my ass, he forces me tosuck his cock. He then stops and proceeds to fuck my lover. He cums in her,and I suck his cum out of her vagina and orally bring her to orgasm, butonly aftercleaning off his cock and balls with my mouth. My lover andher friend then have me masturbate and, after cumming, eat my own cum.Which do YOU think is kinkier?
Call me oldfashioined. I’d like to do it in a public place….maybe not right out in the open, but in a place where there’s the potential for beling caught….such as a library study room, or in the movies, etc.
I always wondered what it would feel like licking a woman’s ass.
is this kinky?
let me know
A
I'm looking to find a girl who will fuck my ass with her dildo or strap on
Mine is to suck a guy's cock and give him head while my g/f watches
hi, i kinda wanna let a girl play with my ass.start with a finger , tongue , maybe a toy.
I show up to your place with you and a female friend anxiously waiting for me to get there wearing nothing but your bra and panties. when I get there, I strip naked allowing you to see my 7.5″ raging hard on. seeing my hard on you and your friend giggle and take me into your closet where you make me put on different pairs of your panties. they barely cover my cock, but the bulge looks very sexy, especially the tip sticking out
you then tell me that you and your friend want to see me jerk off while wearing your panties! I proceed to rub my stiff cock through the silky fabric until I am close to exploding while you and your friend tease me with your tits
i love to get sensual massages. no one knows.
that i was with a shemale. and enjoyed it. -j
call me and see?
Probably my kinkiest fantasy was to be with a very young (legal, but young) hot girl who was totally into older guys. I was fortunate enough to fulfill this three years ago, when I was 52. Against all odds, the fantasy became reality, and we actually fell head-over-heels in love. She was 18 and happened to be a virgin when we met, but that wasn’t part of my fantasizing. I think a lot of men find something about deflowering a young maiden attractive, but I never have. I just wanted to spend time with someone younger. She was very unusual… 18 going on 30. Normally I would not be attracted to someone as young as that; the typical mall rat doesn’t do anything for me. But she was brilliant, beautiful, very mature, and all about older men. I adored her. And boy did we have fun! She damn near killed me… But I would consider this still a “secret fantasy”, because it’s not something I can go around telling everybody. People who don’t know the situation or know this girl can be very judgmental of that kind of age difference.
So now, my only unfulfilled fantasy is a mff threesome. I don’t suppose that’s all that kinky, by many people’s standards, but I’ve experienced anal, light bondage (we tied each other to the bed) sex with food.. lol, we painted each other with chocolate sauce and whipped cream, licked it off, and then had sex all sticky on my kitchen island… sex in semi-public places… she dragged me into the men’s dressing room at Neiman-Marcus once… video taped ourselves… so the threesome thing is the only thing left that I really want that i haven’t done. And I hope to find a way to experience it before I get too old to enjoy it, lol. When I watch porn, that’s what I love most. Seeing two girls lick and suck a guy, while kissing each other, drives me wild. So does having one girl sit on the guy’s face while the other one rides his cock. So does seeing a guy ram a girl from behind who is eating her friend…
yup…..
my secret fantasy is to wear a bra and be controlled by a lady with strap on.
having sex w my best friends wife….
My kinky fantasy is simple.
You are an unattainable Goddess. I am a pathetic male pig. I am not worthy of the pleasure of looking at your picture, listening to your voice, kissing the ground you walk on even licking your spit from the floor.
But, the world is unbalanced. So many men have exploited and used women over the years. And even as I write this letter, I am certain many women are being abused by men at this very moment.
I suspect that the only way to bring balance to the world is for you, representing all women, to take revenge on me, as a representative of all men.
My fantasy is to be subject to a woman who is attempting to correct the karma of the universe by getting even for all women by venting on me. . I would get nothing except the pleasure of being in the same room as you. In exchange I would remain sexually frustrated while you slap me, hit me, kick me, spit on me, insult me, even pee on me, all the while demanding money from me for your time.
I am white, 46 years old, intoxicated by your beauty including your pretty feet and kissing your ass figurativly and literaly.
I am kneeling as I write this.
Kneeling Slave
J
From a 50 year old married man….
Watching a woman masturbate in her car as I sat with her would do it for me!
J
Public sex, Having people walk by without knowing athing?
bestiality.
Pissing on the keyboard.
JD
would love to work on a cock wit a hot girl both of us slurping on a huge dick and him fucking me with her sucking me off, mmmmmmmmmmmmm
I want to fuck my cousin.
Most of my life I have.
Saw that cousin recently,
and went into the restroom and masturbated till I came.
Women in pantyhose turns me on. No one else knows except for the people I chat with on CL.
I'm laying in a giant bowl of Alpha bits....I spellthe word fuck...and a woman eats me.....
my kinkiest……..
To have a camera inside my pussy and have it filmed live having an orgams
in Time Square NY. Nobody knows who I am.
Guys have to pay $500 to see.
Women pay 0.
One of my many: playing on the jungle gym or monkey bars with a naked woman, or climbing a tree with a naked woman or doing yoga or calisthenics with a naked woman.
What is YOUR kinkiest fantasy? Click comments and spill it!
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Female Masturbation
Masturbation Questions Part 2: The Ladies
This time I’ve posted on craigslist in Las Vegas, Chicago, Dallas, Miami, Dublin, Toronto, Sydney, and Berlin
Hello, all! I’m female, but not looking to meet or chat or anything. I just posted to a few cities a list of masturbation questions for guys. And now I’m curious to see how women answer the same questions.
I’m sure there will be plenty of you who will tell me how pervy I am, and you’d probably be right LOL. I’m just curious and figured craigslist was the best place to ask. So if you’re interested in answering a few questions to satisfy my curiosity, awesome. If not, have a great night!
How often do you masturbate?
Has it increased or decreased as you age?
Ever been caught masturbating?
If so… Was it embarrassing? Exciting? Both?
Ever WANTED to get caught masturbating?
Has anyone ever paid you to masturbate?
Have you ever paid anyone to watch you?
Have you ever done it while someone else was fully dressed and just watching?
What do you think of as you masturbate?
Ever think of something while masturbating that you would NEVER actually want to do in real life but turns you on to think about in the privacy of your own head?
How do you masturbate (technical details)?
Is masturbation a shameful thing for you?
Do you masturbate more often or less often when you are in a relationship more or less?
What do you call the act of masturbation?Thanks.
I’m off to sleep and will post the answers I recieve in the morning. Assuming any women answer.
(couldn’t help but check email before running off to bed and the first response is in YAY!)
What brings this to interest you?
Do you feel like you are missing out on something?
Do you feel like masterbation is keeping a relationship for you from being better?
Are you just comparing how you compare with a males masterbation?
Are you very active in this area and if so is it because your not in a relationship?
I hope you will answer these – I will answer some of yours
How often … usually 1 maybe 2 x’s per week. No set thing. There have been times when several times per day over a few days period…but that is not the norm.
I am not one into another observing … basically shy in that regard.
In a relationship … generally masterbate less.
Would never pay anyone to watch … if I could charge someone, I might consider LOL
Occasionally see someone who really inspires me … turns me on and might think of them. Other times just want to “get off” and feel the ease of tension. Very often I wake erect and sometimes decide to get off.
and as what I have said says I call it getting off
(oooops male. damn. haha)
And remember, you can share your answers here (whether you are male, female, or somewhere in between) just by clicking to leave a comment.
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UPDATE:
And what did I find in my inbox this morning?
45 emails answering the female masturbation questions posted on craigslist! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Grabbing my cup of coffee and snuggling up with my laptop for a naughty indulgence of reading about sex instead of world news….
I found that of the 45 emails, 38 were actually from men. Men answering the questions in great detail, men offering me all sorts of crudely-worded and oft-violently-described sex acts to “save” me from masturbating, men sending me pictures of their anatomy, men cussing me out for posting the questions in the first place.
I also found ALL of these men incredibly easy to delete.
I found that of the 45 emails, only the following 7 weren’t from men:
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That was quick. One of the postings didn’t last 5 whole minutes before it was flagged for being offensive. I take offense at the thought of female masturbation being offensive. I do it all the time, and it is in NO way offensive.
Just saw ur ad on craigs list and well obviouslyI'm replyin:) i dont want to waste your time or mine so if your intereted...my info is at *******.com/********* and if you like then letsgo for it!! if not then I guess if I dont hear back from ya I get thepicture...lol!!
Okay, have to make a new rule for the blog based on this posting… in addition to no names, phone numbers, email addys, and physical addresses… no website links.
Hello....I saw ur post on craigs list and I'm not sureif your still looking but maybe if your interested we can chat for a bit andthen see what happens? we would love to get to know you more...insteadof me writing all my info out for nothing if your interested check out ourprofile at http://www.*******.com/****** and then if youlike what you see let us know! TTYL
Okay. Um. Same webhost, different name. Sensing a camgirl sort of pattern emerging. Starting to think maybe these aren’t women who are going to answer my questions about their masturbation habits….
Moving on….
I think of you asking me these questions while I’m whacking.
Thanks.
Dude alert. No overt mention of penis so I missed him on the first “weed out the dudes” attempt. But no woman has EVER said “while I’m whacking.” Ever.
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Also not a female response…
Moving on….
Hi, I just saw your ad, and I am sending my pic,if you are interested please write back, and don'tforget to send me your photo
Fuzzy pic of a partially clad woman included. Hope she wasn’t really interested in my ad for romance, because I’d feel like a cad. I’ll rationalize it by assuming she’s another bot.
Moving on….
Hello....I saw ur post on craigs list and I'm notsure if your still looking but maybe if your interested we can chat for a bitand then see what happens? we would love to get to know you more...instead of me writing all my info out for nothing if your interested check outour profile at http://www.****.com/***** and then ifyou like what you see let us know! TTYL
Wait. Didn’t I just read the exact email with a different camshow link? Must need more coffee…
Inserting non-scientific statistical data:
300 emails from craigslist postings in 5 cities asking about male masturbation
45 emails from craigslist postings in 8 cities asking about female masturbation
0 emails from actual women
Blah
Based on the scientific data above, I have the following news announcement: Women don’t masturbate.
Now I REALLY feel like a perv.
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Masturbation 8
Various versions of the following post were posted in craigslist, in San Francisco, New York City, London, Tokyo, and Vancouver..
I’m curious (and possibly a perv… I’m cool with that):
How often do you masturbate?
Has it increased or decreased as you age?
Ever been caught masturbating?
Was it embarrassing? Exciting?
Ever WANTED to get caught masturbating?
Have you ever paid anyone to watch you?
Have you ever done it while someone else was fully dressed and just watching?
What do you think of as you masturbate?
Ever think of something while masturbating that you would NEVER actually want to do in real life but turns you on?
How do you masturbate (technical details)?
Is masturbation a shame thing for you?
Do you masturbate when you are in a relationship more or less? (i.e. if you are getting sex does it make you want to play with yourself more or less)
What do you call the act of masturbation?
And. Wow. Overwhelming numbers of responses keep coming in….
Hello, loved your questions. I love masturbation, have done it regularly all my life,even when in relationship. I love to do it in front of my partner too. yes I lovetobe watched. I have paid prostitutes to watch me masturbate (pretty much theonly thing I have done with prostitutes), and I LOVE to be naked and masturbate infront f a woman fully clothed. AH, you did not ask if we masturbate n cam too....yes I loveto do it! I am italian, siingle, very fit, 38. Visitin gLondn thisweek end only...if youw ant to meet and ask me more...woul dlove to answer any furtherquestions.....and also with visual examples!ciao PS - **** on skype
Your no more a perv then everyone else. There are two types of pervs one that's honest enough to say and act on their feelings & thoughts and the other that plays with children. The first is ok. The second should be castrated. Now the answers to your questions. How often do you masturbate? Couple times a week. Is it a shame thing? No, Love Ever had anyone watch? No, would you like to? Yes, you would. Admit it. Was it embarrassing? I'll tell you after you watch me. Exciting? Same as above. I think it will be. Do you masturbate when you are in a relationship more or less? (i.e. if you are getting sex does it make you want to play with yourself more or less) Less. Sex, what is that? It's been soooo long. Have you ever paid anyone to watch you? No, and won't pay you either. Have you ever done it while someone else was fully dressed and just watching? No, Want to. Image your fully clothed in a dress or top & short skirt. You walk up to a male (me, whipee). You either fully undress him (me again ain't I lucky) slowly, folding and putting his (mine) clothes neatly on a chair. Dragging it out or just remove his (my) t-shirt and drop his (my) pants. Then turn around and walk back to your chair, set down, smile and tell him (me, you get the idea) to masturbate. What do you think of? A woman (you, yes you) doing the above (You'll love it and so will I). What do you think of that you'd never EVER do in real life but love to jerk off to? Nothing, there are things I have not done yet. But will. What do you call the act of masturbation? masturbating or jacking off. Well, give me a call at ***-***-****. We'll meet in a public place to make sure we're comfortable and can trust each other. Then. It's been a fantasy of mind. And unless we both agree we'll never see each other again. The thrill. FPS Doing anything on the 4th?
K these are cool questions. have you gotten any good stuff. I dont know how someone would cuss you out. Its not like its a big deal. I masterbate a lot (from what i’ve been told). The most I’ve ever done was 7 times. I ejaculated 9 times in one day but thats kinda cheating. Actually cumming was 7 times.
I think about women that I’ve seen during the day, body parts. Situations. Smells. I’ve never been caught. I’ve almost been caught like 5 times or 4. but I can remmber each time if I stop and think about it like it was yesterday. I was watchin a porn when I was 17 once and I was in the living room (cause thats where the VCR was) and as soon as my troops came up the shaft I hear the tumblers in the front door lock and I had to RUN PAST THAT DOOR as I was cumming (JUST TRY TO DO THAT) and catch it all and get to the B room and act like I was combin my hair.
I DID IT!!! but it ws close. I wound up gettin caught cause I forgot to take the tape out. Mom puts it in and is like hey I got a movie for you to watch come in here. She puts it in and theres all this moanin and bangin….NOT COOL to be watchin porn with your mom.
K Most of the time I just stroke my cock but sometimes I will squeeze my balls as I stroke. I just stroke the shaft and stop at the head. I keep stroking till I have deployed all my troops. I wish I didnt’ have to do it as much. It seems like now if I dont do it I get stomach aches. I try to just do it when I need to as of late. But if I did it like I wanted to I would quit work and just stay home and stroke all day.
NOWWWW that I have told me MY Stuff you hAVVvveeee to tell me your’s. I’m hard now so it might take a while to get back to you. I think as I have gotten older maybe I have done more jsut cause I was with my Fiance and I thought all I could do was one or two then I was iwth this other girl that would just never leave it alone and I found out that I have pretty good stamina (I guess).
K I’m sendin it
me
I rub my wand all the time. I ever swallow my man juice. Kiss me.
Ok… wasn’t going to post pics (especially not with the endless pics of penises (peni?) flowing in)…but had to include that one! hahaha
K its not a shame for me to do cause I have a high sexual drive. I dont sleep with any women and I think I’m good looking enough that I can. I know I have enough “game” to if I wanted to ya know but I’m not about that and since I can’t sleep with someone I just do it in my mind…I try not to stroke to married women though.
eahh anyways I hope you write me back talk to you soon.
me
If I answered all your questions, would you want to meet a guy who does masturbate? It’s a substitute when a woman is not available and gets old hat after awhile.
awwwwww… poor fellow.
I live in Los Gatos, and have a nice big uncut package.
Let’s get together and you can watch (only).
Best,
T
once a day its relaxing
Are you writing a paper? Yeah,O.K. are you depending on the willingness of people wanting to tell the truth anonymously…………………………………well at my best with a girlfriend I really liked , she laid back,I straddled her just above the hips jerking off in full song which turned her on enough to cum while tip toeing through her tu-lips.
That was nice to think about her and that again,hope you are for real.
Well,I am a loner pretty much(sucks-I-hate-it)and jerking off once a day is pretty much the average,gets to be routine,and discovering that variety in focus material when whacking is important,but,in life not so much.
if you have any questions or want me to elaborate,talk to me.
Ahh, the glories of anonymity and the Internet. I hopeyou enjoy the responses! If you have any follow-up questions, I promise not to cuss you out! How often do you masturbate? Around once a day, sometimes twice. Has it increased or decreased as you age? Not yet, but I'm only in my mid-30s Ever been caught masturbating? Was it embarrassing? Exciting? Once in college and once by the missus. Both were fairlyembarrassing, and neither helped get me off. Ever WANTED to get caught masturbating? Not unless Kate Beckinsale happened to be driving by myhome in the States whilst I'm doing so and got terribly horny at stumbling upon someguy touching himself. What do you think of as you masturbate? OK, well, Kate Beckinsale for one. But the list is longand not terribly discriminatory. Ever think of something that you would NEVER actually want to do in real life but turns you on? I watch a little M/F anal sex at times but have littleinterest in actually doing it. How do you masturbate (technical details)? Usually w/hand over boxers and shorts. Two layers ofcloth allows for some friction, but gotta be careful not to burn the flesh! (I also havea secret way to keep it from being messy.) Is masturbation a shame thing for you? Not really. I don't go bragging about it, but it's justkinda a fact of horny married life. Do you masturbate when you are in a relationship more or less? (i.e. if youare getting sex does it make you want to play with yourself more or less) Only on a rare occasion am I having enough sex to knockoff the need for masturbation. I don't put that critically, like married people withchildren can somehow screw twice a day every day. A solo job takes much less time since you'vegot no one else to worry about, so sometimes it's just damned efficient. Have you ever paid anyone to watch you? No, but I've let someone watch on web cam. Which waskind of exciting. Have you ever done it while someone else was fully dressed and just watching? I guess they were. But couldn't say for sure. What do you call the act of masturbation?Jerking. Jacking. Self-indulging.
55 Pro Musician
so imeet more girls than many men my age would.
less jerking off with age.
with right girl (love or v near) it can be very sexy jerking off while she full dressed & watching. mild control. told what to do. sexy for both.
i do same to her. make her do it in front of me while i fully dressed. All part of stripping awat Privacy & getting inside each others heads. V sexy.
caught no. embarassing — as you make it, Front it down — if you feel inclined. Universal human activity.
no shame
even with a mistress long term 9 yars mutual masturbation can be VERY close. I love comin in her hand.
paid no
any help ?
feel free to ask for demo !
best
JP
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Masturbation 7
What do people on craigslist think about masturbation? Why, I was wondering the same thing myself! So I asked. Here’s the 6th batch of responses. (nude pics and phone numbers edited out)
How often do you masturbate? If i have a day off roughly 3 times, if i dont then once
Has it increased or decreased as you age? About the same
Ever been caught masturbating? Not as far as i know
Was it embarrassing? -
Exciting? If i had then i would probably be exciting depending on who saw me
Ever WANTED to get caught masturbating? I would like to get caught by someone that would like to help me
What do you think of as you masturbate? If i am looking at things to ‘aid’ me then – what it would be like if that was me kind of thing
Ever think of something that you would NEVER actually want to do in real life but turns you on? Yes (get back to me if you would like to know what)
How do you masturbate (technical details)? I just use my hand, lube helps, it is also good in the shower (not bath as you will be in your own *ahem*)
Is masturbation a shame thing for you? Nope
Do you masturbate when you are in a relationship more or less? (i.e. if you are getting sex does it make you want to play with yourself more or less) About the same
Have you ever paid anyone to watch you? No
Have you ever done it while someone else was fully dressed and just watching? Yes
What do you call the act of masturbation? A wank
For your ‘research’ purposes I am a 19yo guy from London
Any more questions i will be more than happy to answer them
yes you’re a perv. and guys who think its not “cool” for a female to be a perv are morons. pervs are the best in bed, precisely because they think about this stuff.
if you want to hear more, we’ll have to trade pics.
hi there
I love to be watched
and yes I’ve been paid to “put on a show”
That makes me want to whore him out. But that’s a subject for another place!
How often do you masturbate? I love to masturbate.I do it 2 to 4 times a day depending on when I am alone. Is it a shame thing? Sometimes it is humiliating to bedenied sex and forced to masturbate. This is a turn on. See below. Ever had anyone watch? All the time - love that (women only) Was it embarrassing? yes - and Exciting Do you masturbate when you are in a relationship more orless? (i.e. if you are getting sex does it make you want to play withyourself more or less) depends but both - can be in relationshipwhere sex is withheld which is a turn on - when not in a relationshipits more frustration and not as exciting Have you ever paid anyone to watch you? yes once or twice - Have you ever done it while someone else was fully dressedand just watching? have also done this - very humiliating and a turn on as well What do you think of? I watch porn alot What do you think of that you'd never EVER do in real lifebut love to jerk off to? im pretty open and do things that turn me on- see below - not turned on by gay men for example so dont masturbateto that and dont do it - otherwise if i jerk to it ive probobly triedit (unless its thinking of fucking someone specific that I cant likea friends wife or something What do you call the act of masturbation? jerking off If you like this - I would love to meet I am a cuckold - I am a self employed successful professional, mid 30's whiteman. I am looking for a normal relationship and marriage / kids asap with all the normal whistles and bells, friendship,trust, love etc... love to travel, movies, read, speak some Italian and Mandarin Chinese but .... I am looking for a cuckold relationship where I am 100%faithful but my girlfriend, or someday wife, would be free to have other well hung men one on one or mfm in front of me. You control our sex life. Forced masturbation whileyou play, oral servitude, etc.. I have experience in this lifestyle and it is a real turn on for me. My ex had a severe huge cock fetish and she rubbed it in my face all the time. I want you to have all variety and big cock you need and deserve. We can meet in a public place to discuss. Be assured that I am normal, straight and professional in real life. Hope you take me seriously because I am very real and know you would love to live this lifestyle. Be real and interested in exploring. WHAT ABOUT YOU ? M Thanks
i will answer your ? if u help me masterbate
As tempted as I am to answer these questions, they aren't so fair just being aimed at men. O maybe I assuming too much already.. do you intend to answer answer a line of questions from a man, or are you a woman who doesn't do such acts as they are vile and hideous? or maybe you just are fascinated with watching a man getting his self off.. like I always say/said.. women are such predators.. How often do you masturbate? If I cant stop thinking about someone in particular, I'll have to have at it! Or.. if I just really want it and my partner is putting me off.. Has it increased or decreased as you age? It's increased for me. I use to have multiple lovers, then got into the whole monotony thingy. Ever been caught masturbating? I've been asked about it a few times, but the few people whom have approached me about it have been too shy to burst in it seems. Ever WANTED to get caught masturbating? Oh yes indeed! I thought I could act all coy and shy about it, you know getting the chance to play it off. "Oh whats this, how did I get Mi ol'willy in mi hands! Damn thing seems to just grow with excitement and control my thoughts at times! Pity Peter, pity on you I say!" What do you think of as you masturbate? Now this really varies. At times I'm thinking about some past lover, its usually some lover who did something I really liked. Then there's been those times when I've watched some girl at a club who could dance REALLY good and she was being swarmed by way too many lads for me to even think of approaching. I consider myself a pretty good dancer, so I'll imagine how the 2 of us would do whilst having a shag. I could probably go on and on about the various things that make me want to go have a wank, but I wont bore you too death. Ever think of something that you would NEVER actually want to do in real life but turns you on? YES! I've even been told that I should try some stuff by a girl before...but I don't rember why I didn't atm.. How do you masturbate (technical details)? I usually start off by working up the thought (this depends on if I am in public or not). After a bit of mental stimuli, I like to carress the tip of my dick a few times then i lube up the inside of a condom pretty good. I usually like to pretend that the person I am fantazing about is slowly stroking it onto my shaft! As the intensty increases so does the movement of palm or hips(sometimes). The differnt actions or sometimes wording that gets said is all based on who/what/when/where I am thinking, at, etc. . Is masturbation a shame thing for you? It can be at times, but generally its not! Its more like a WHEW I sure the hell did need that!
Hi, I’m David…would you like to masterbate with me?
Now would be a good time to mention the amazing number of pics that came with these responses. Thank me for sparing your poor eyes.
What a strange thing to be asking about, so here we go.
How often: once a day, sometimes more sometimes less.
Increased with age/changes in circumstances.
Yes I’ve been caught by a partner, mortifying, embarrasing and extremely exciting. It led to an amazing orgasm and then great sex.
It has led to fantasies about getting caught and I love to park in semi public places and masturbate with the risk of getting caught.
The technical stuff:
I start by pulling my forskin back and forth over the head until I’m fully hard. Then I like to add a little lub to the head and top of the shaft and then pull back the foresking and stroke over the helmet letting the palm of my hand rub over the top of the helmet.
I slowly increase the pace until I can take and more and then when I’m about to come I squeeze hard at the base and rub only the helmet until I can’t take any more and then I let the orgasm happen. This way I will shoot at least a foot in one big jet of sperm,
Sometimes I will use a ring around the base, this pulls the foreskin back and allows me to use both hands, one to stroke the shaft and the other to rub and scratch the helmet. This gives a fantastic and quick orgasm, but its a little rough and sometimes sore afterwards.
If I am getting sex it makes me masturbate even more. Hell I had sex about 3 hours ago and just writing down such intimate details is making me hard and I’m having a slow gentle stroke in between writing.
I’ve never paid to be watched and never knowingly been watched by someone fully clothed, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it has happened.
But I love being watched by a partner who is also masturbating themselves at the same time.
What do I call it, HAVING A WANK,
Loved answering your questions, and got turned on just writing this.
I love the whole anonymity of it. I can tell you things I don’t tell anyone.
Men will admit to each other that they wank, but in my experience only once they are confortable with their level of sexual experience, as viewed by others.
Why is it such a taboo, why are football referees wankers?
If you have to wank its obviously because you can’t find a woman to have sex with, anyway that is the teenage view.
Hope you find this interesting and stimulating, maybe you might return the favour by answering the same questions about how you masterbate.
N…
Hi, I try to answer to your question. How often do you masturbate? twice or 3 times a day. Has it increased or decreased as you age? It has increased as my age. Ever been caught masturbating? No, I think. Was it embarrassing? Exciting? Sometimes embarrassing sometimes Exciting. Ever WANTED to get caught masturbating? YES. Have you ever paid anyone to watch you? No, but I would love to do that. Have you ever done it while someone else was fully dressedand just watching? No, but I would love to. What do you think of as you masturbate? I want to quit it, but I dont have a partner, and I amso lonely. Ever think of something while masturbating that you wouldNEVER actually want to do in real life but turns you on? Sorry I dont understand. How do you masturbate (technical details)? First of all, I caress to my nipple, it my sexal spot, thenI touch my cook, my hand move to up and down again and again, then I cum. Is masturbation a shame thing for you? Yes, Do you masturbate when you are in a relationship moreor less? (i.e. if you are getting sex does it make you want to play withyourself more or less) I do the masturbate when I am in a relationship more,because I need to make females fell good, that means I cant satisfied What do you call the act of masturbation? "Onal"
odd questions.. but i’ll reply.. just dont mention my name/email anywhere
and in responce to the last query on your post, yes.. there does seem to be a lot of ‘idiots’ on craigslist.
How often do you masturbate? several times a week.
Has it increased or decreased as you age? increased
Ever been caught masturbating? nope, thankfully :p
Was it embarrassing? n/a
Exciting? n/a
Ever WANTED to get caught masturbating? nope!
What do you think of as you masturbate? previous experiances.
Ever think of something that you would NEVER actually want to do in real life but turns you on? nope.
How do you masturbate (technical details)? with my hand? ..
Is masturbation a shame thing for you? nope.
Do you masturbate when you are in a relationship more or less? less, i have other things to play with ^_^
(i.e. if you are getting sex does it make you want to play with yourself more or less)
Have you ever paid anyone to watch you? nope.
Have you ever done it while someone else was fully dressed and just watching? nope.
What do you call the act of masturbation? perfectly natural pleasure.
hope these help you a little.. :s
How often do you masturbate?Depend the physically on active ,lazy, fat..normally...2x perweek...Has it increased or decreased as you age? 20...increase....constant than after 40 slow.... Ever been caught masturbating?NO Was it embarrassing? YES Exciting?DEPAND NICE SEX MOVIE .Ever WANTED to get caught masturbating?NO.. What do you think of as you masturbate?SAFE AND CLEAN. Ever think of something that you would NEVER actually want to do in real life but turns you on?DEPAND IF SAFE.. How do you masturbate (technical details)?SLOW AND STEADY. Is masturbation a shame thing for you?NO...SAFE . Do you masturbate when you are in a relationship more or less? (i.e. if you are getting sex does it make you want to play with yourself more or less) IF GOOD RELATIONSHIP...NO MORE.Have you ever paid anyone to watch you?NO PAID BUT HELP EACH OTHER. Have you ever done it while someone else was fully dressed and just watching?NO. What do you call the act of masturbation?WANKER...
How often do you masturbate? Sometimes daily for a few days then not at all for a fewdays. Once a day. Once a week. Sometimes twice or even three times in one day. Varies! Has it increased or decreased as you age? Hasn't changed but the power of my ejaculations has declineda lot. I used to shoot a long way (hard enough to hit the wall behind me two feet over myhead with some force), now a shot that hit the pillow would be an achievement. Ever been caught masturbating? No. But I was almost caught being wanked. A working girl fledat the critical moment in a graveyard as police arrived and left me with my erectionsteaming in the cold night air as I was so close to the moment of coming that I wastransfixed as well as petrified. After the longest couple of seconds of my life I shot a largeload into the night air. It's the only time I ever did so without being touched. I managedto "adjust my comportment" and slip away quietly. Was it embarrassing? Exciting? It would have been embarrassing to be arrested yes. Itwas certainly exciting. Ever WANTED to get caught masturbating? No. What do you think of as you masturbate? That varies. Memorable things I have done usually Ever think of something that you would NEVER actually want to do in real life but turns you on? I sometimes imagine watching someone fucking my wife.She would never agree to thatare telling them to unload (tension needs relieving) and b) when aroused and wanting anorgasm -- which can be desirable even if they don't have so much semen and ejaculationtakes longer to achieve. I always found I was intolerably horny when separated from mypartner and a few days from getting any sex. Have you ever paid anyone to watch you? No. But I have paid for a massage in which I became arousedand then consented to a "happy ending" followed by a tip for the masseuse. The massageis normally done with just a towel strategically placed. Once I discovered thatthe happy ending was an option I found it gave me pleasure to remove it and be nakedin the presence of a fully dressed woman. The best erotic massage I've ever had wasfrom an old woman you would never look twice at... but she knew a man's body like a concertviolinist knows a violin. Have you ever done it while someone else was fully dressed and just watching? No but if a masseuse wanted to teach another how to doit I would be perfectly happy to be watched. I'd be happy for any number of women to watch. What do you call the act of masturbation? wanking Happy to answer any additional questions -- and to see acompilation of the answers you enjoy! Also happy to seeyour own answers
Yes I masturbate alot in front of others(when I’m in a relationship and alone).I have a nine inch dick that just begs to be played with.No I”ve never paid anyone to watch me jerk it I can come over if you’re in new york and demonstrate.I love stroking it for womens pleasure.I watch porn often and love to jack off period.I don’t find it strange a women wants to watch a man stroke it.I would love to have ypou watch.Here’s a picture attached soyou can see.Enjoy
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Before I answer your questions I don’t care that you are a perv. I wish I could find a woman that was a perv, I think my head (pun?) would explode. If I looked hard enough I am sure I could find one, but I hate the dating scene in this town. Let’s face it a 5’8 200lb 27 year old bald guy doesn’t really fit in at the Rivington or Libation which is full of paris hilton and lindsay lohan wannabes. Anyway on with the show:
>How often do you masturbate?
Currently since I haven’t had a girlfriend or sex since May 06 I am up to 2-3 times a night. If I don’t get some soon that’s me you are going to see on TV killing peacocks rambling about vampires and evil spirits.
>Is it a shame thing?
Not at all it feels great, not as good as making out, touching, rubbing and sex, but it suppresses my inner rage.
>Ever had anyone watch?
My ex wanted to know how I do it, so I demonstrated but not to completion. I wish she masturbated, I would have watched her–and probably rubbed one out while she got off, then went down on her and after that would have banged her brains out.
>Was it embarrassing? Exciting?
It was a bit strange, haven’t had too many partners. She had a bit of an issue with me doing it but never said I couldn’t because she knew that was a request that would have never been adhered too.
>Do you masturbate in a relationship more or less?
Overall I would say definitely less. If you are far apart for a while yeah I’m going to release some of my boys all over the place. If I don’t do it for a while I become super sensitive and cum faster, but the orgasm is more intense.
>Have you ever paid anyone to watch you?
I am not sure why I would do that but recently I have seriously considered paying to end the drought, but really I need to grow a pair and talk to women.
>Have you ever done it while someone was fully dressed and watching?
No
>What do you think of that you’d never EVER do in real life but love to jerk off to
I watch porn, and lots of it. I like the amateur type, pretty vanilla, there may be some hair pulling or spanking, or a little rough play, but as long as it isn’t degrading I would probably partake in something like that. The ‘alt’ stuff doesn’t turn me on. Neither does anal.
>What do you call the act of masturbation?
Jerking off, whacking it, rubbing one out.
hope that helps.
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Masturbation 6
Boy, do dudes like to talk about jerkin the gherkin!
Man in late 30s here. You? How often do you masturbate? A few times a week usually. Has it increased or decreased as you age? There have been ups and down depending on various things, but can't really say it has gone up or down consistently with age. Ever been caught masturbating? No. Ever WANTED to get caught masturbating? Yes. What do you think of as you masturbate? Fantasize about some woman usually. Ever think of something that you would NEVER actually want to do in real life but turns you on? Yes, again fantasies. How do you masturbate (technical details)? Use right hand to stroke, left to touch all around. Usually in the shower. Is masturbation a shame thing for you? Not at all.
i have web cam and i can wank 4 u if u wish im a young 41 year old and very happly married but i just love to wank but never been caught but it turns me on to think someone would be wathing me mmmmmmmmm Si xxxxx please get back and mayb i can do it 4 u
Hmm interesting questions... How often do you masturbate? Pretty much every day. For each day I miss, I make upfor it on another day. Has it increased or decreased as you age? My solo sex drive has increased with age... surprisingly. Ever been caught masturbating? No, but my ex- did find my porn and she freaked. Was it embarrassing? That was embarrassing - and it was at a time when I thoughtit was wrong, or somehow shameful. I can talk openly about it now. Exciting? I think it is now, yes - but I would feel like an old pervif I was caught (I'm 29!!!). Ever WANTED to get caught masturbating? Actually, no, I haven't. What do you think of as you masturbate? I usually need a visual stimulation. But in the earlyhours of the morning, in a horny slumber, I find myself thinking aboutthe latest women I fancy... it's kinda a test of my attraction andit helps build it. Ever think of something that you would NEVER actuallywant to do in real life but turns you on? Um... yeah... kinda - I'm not sure it counts. I thinkof the typical male expectation of ravishing an unknown women somewhereprivate and I don't think I'll ever be arrogant enought to find myselfin that situation - I'm obsessed with not being slimy or harrassing. How do you masturbate (technical details)? Sitting in my room in front of my Tele. Porn on the box.Cigarette in hand. Cock in other. Is masturbation a shame thing for you? Um, no not really. A little, I suppose. It's somethingI do to feel good, but also to be interesting / rebellious / selfish. Do you masturbate when you are in a relationship more orless? (i.e. if you are getting sex does it make you want to play withyourself more or less) Good question - I masturbate less. It's not that I'm notmore turned on - but I want that feeling of pressure building up andreleasing itself when I'm with someone I care about. Have you ever paid anyone to watch you? Have you everdone it while someone else was fully dressed and just watching? No and no. What do you call the act of masturbation? Wanking. Now some of mine: How would you answer your questions? Female Masturbationis even less talked about and even less okay to talk about... Have you had many responses? How many? What's the mostinteresting thing you've learned? Have you ever wondered what the men who are answering youare like? What they do? Where they live?
True about the female masturbation, although I’m not AS curious about that necessarily… but good idea for my next craigslist Kinky Questions attack!
I would love to answer your questions
Plz question away
Am on msn chat and yaho mssgr if you wanna ask there
my id is *******
pop over say hi
xxx Am ready now to answer
Masturbation is really like fast food. My sister caught me once. It was hot and still is a hot memory. I am 52 and a college professor. I still do it three or four times a day, but not as regularly as say-17. What do I think of? Probably you…. just kidding…I do everyone in my fantasies….
i love your ad i think it would be really fun to talk about this stuffhonestly but anonymously on aim oryahoo tonite....ru game?
everyday sometime twice aday sometimes 3 times
increased
never
never want to get caught
i think of big breasts and eating a woman out
never
soft strokes 1st, then pounding until the last second, stop for a while caress, then do it again until i cum
i did it more in a relationship with the girl
never
never
rubbing one out
why the curiosity?
Nothing wrong with a female perv - I wish my wife was a perv, we'd have a much better sex life. Guys jerk off all the time. I'm 43 now and don't jerk off nearly as much as a used to, but I do it a couple of times a week. Even though I'm married, I jerk off more than I have sex with my wife. When you're younger, you can't get all the sex you want, so you jerk off. But now, my wife doesn't turn me on (not looks, just that she's turned into a prude and other marital issues) so I fantasize about other woman and jerk off. Every now and then I have a girl on the side that excites me, and when I do I still jerk off. I've never had anyone watch me jerk off, and it would turn me on to see my wife masterbate. I wanted to try to have a mutual masterbation session with her but she's such a prude she won't try it. OK, so now answer my questions. Do you masterbate? When did you first do so? How about using sex toys on yourself? How old were you when you first masterbated? Give me a "reach around" on this one
Carbonated beverage. Spitting out of nose. As laughter bubbles up. “give me a reach around on this one”!!! BWAHAHAHA That was funneee
I would LOVE to hear what ther results have been to your little questionaire.
For myself I jerk off at least once a day. often at the office in a bathroom. Ih have masterbated for woman and seen true lust in there eyes as I have. I have masterbated and had them touching themselves at the same time… Amazingly hot for what thats worth. I often think about adventures I have had in my life when I am alone pleasuring myself.
… Is there anything else you might like to know?the Naughtyman
Hi
I saw yr ad and i am interested to be friends with u.I am from Singapore.24 this yr.Would like to know more local/international friends.If u would like to be friends,pls write back.Thanks.:)
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i’ll bite … (exhibitionism yo)
How often do you masturbate?
sometimes daily, on average once a week
Has it increased or decreased as you age?
oh yeah, when i was kid I was doing it like it was going out of style
Ever been caught masturbating?
no thought my mum found some magazine i was wanking over which resulted in an “american pie” style lecture — great . . .
Ever WANTED to get caught masturbating?
have fantasized about this as a child … if the object of my fantasy caught me in the fantasy — well, then it would all come out (so to speak) and then have to be real, not fantasy, and what a fantasy THAT is!!
What do you think of as you masturbate?
yeah some quite extream stuff that i’d seldom/never do
(see next question)
Ever think of something that you would NEVER actually want to do in real life but turns you on?
details on return probably but most CL people never reply and I’m not talking to a wall
How do you masturbate (technical details)?
right handed — i swear my knob bends to the right a bit as a consequence
on my back
and quite often tensing my muscles to the point of raising my hips off of the bed as it hightens the sensation
Is masturbation a shame thing for you?
it has been in the past but i don’t feel that way about it now
its self-love ultimately …
and so now days I think “if you are going to do something [namely self-love] then **DO IT**”
some people talk about self-loving “afirmations”
but those type of statements are so much more effective if you have them at the moment of bringing yourself to orgasm
i’m serious lol
Do you masturbate when you are in a relationship more or less?
(i.e. if you are getting sex does it make you want to play with yourself more or less)
more in an rship
i feel like my cocks like half the size now i’m newly single
no shit
(and i split the rship up so its singleness and not rejection)
Have you ever paid anyone to watch you?
no
Have you ever done it while someone else was fully dressed and just watching?
no
What do you call the act of masturbation?
wanking
“exhibitionism. yo”
I might just have to change the name of this blog!
Affirmations (self-love) while masturbating (self-love)! You should be on Oprah! That’s GREAT.
Just have to answer a lady's questions, all in the name of research I take it. How often do you masturbate? Usually once a day Has it increased or decreased as you age? Decreased slightly, more to do with time than anything else. Ever been caught masturbating? Nope, the ear is the most sensitive part of your body when having a wank Was it embarrassing? N/A Exciting? N/A Ever WANTED to get caught masturbating? Only if by a sexy woman who then wanted to help me out What do you think of as you masturbate? Women I'd like to get with Ever think of something that you would NEVER actually want to do in real life but turns you on? No, I'd try most things
You could probably ask whatever man you’re seeing most of these questions, though they’d probably downplay the frequency, would avoid the “something that you would never want to do”, and probably would not feel comfortable telling you what they masturbate to )unless you’re open enough to not be bothered when it is another woman and/or women.)
It would be helpful if you would answer for me the same questions; I’d be curious to know how anon-CL-woman feels about masturbation.
Now, to your questions:
How often do you masturbate? Frequently. At least once a day, sometimes more. If possible, that is — I have my own place and am a bit limited when having guests stay over.
Has it increased or decreased as you age? I’m 30, and while my technique (and lubricants) have changed, there’s been no real change in frequency since I started. If I have the time and inclination I can go several times in a row. Also, even when in very sexual, long-term, living-together type relationships I still wanked pretty frequently.
Ever been caught masturbating? Sort of, more like ‘almost’ caught only one or two times when I was a kid. However when I was younger I’m pretty sure everyone knew why I spent 30 minutes in the shower.
Ever WANTED to get caught masturbating?Yes, by an attractive woman who looks me in the eye and smiles, immediately steps inside, closes the door while saying “Why don’t you let me help you with that…” I was actually *just* thinking about this fantasy on the train like an hour ago. Very sexy.
What do you think of as you masturbate? Sex! I sometimes masturbate to porn, sometimes to the “best of” sex memories, occasionally to fictional fantasies, and very occasionally to nothing at all but getting into the sensualness of my body (the kind of “making love to yourself” masturbation.)Ever think of something that you would NEVER actually want to do in real life but turns you on? Certainly.
How do you masturbate (technical details)? Good lube is key. There are different kinds of masturbation. There’s the ‘maintenance’ type –just trying to keep yourself from walking around with an erection, this one is basically come ASAP. There’s not much foreplay to this one — fast motion, concentrating on the tip and end of the penis (rather than slow strokes up and down the length of the shaft.) The orgasm with this isn’t generally mind blowing.
Then there’s the ‘sensual’ type, which involves touching your body all over, varying the strokes, taking your time and building up to a very big orgasm; this is more involved, and is more appropriate for a partner. This one often for me involves an external massage of the perenium/prostate, which is absolutely exquisite. Some men like internal (that is, something in the ass) but I can’t really deal with more than light surface stim of the anus. I’ve tried, but in the ass just doesn’t work for me.
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Masturbation Diaries 5
Even more responses:
How often do you masturbate?2 or 3 times a week Is it a shame thing? NO, wish it was. Ever had anyone watch? YES,Along time ago.Was it embarrassing? NO, She put it in her mouth just befor I came, she ask me to. Exciting?YES I came. Do you masturbate when you are in a relationship more or less? YES, Both more and less (i.e. if you are getting sex does it make you want to play with yourself more or less) Depends on who. Have you ever paid anyone to watch you? NO, not to say I wouldn’t Have you ever done it while someone else was fully dressed and just watching? YES, diffenert girl but she ask me to. What do you think of? More fun with the other girl but still fun. What do you think of that you’d never EVER do in real life but love to jerk off to? Good question, I’ll think about it and get back to you What do you call the act of masturbation?Some time just for fun other time becouse you have to. What about you? if you want you can call me and we can talk about it block your number and call.
I like to masturbate everyday, if not 2x/day. I usuallycall it a cum session. It is different. I am in a relationship and I stroke more thanever. I have never been watched or watched anyone, but I would love to. I have never cumto anyone fully dressed, but that sounds fuckin hot, I usually cum to office sex orteacher student porn. I would love to cum to a couple fucking. I love hear stories aboutpeople fucking their relatives although I don't think I could ever do it. If u have morequestions lemme know.
“I masturbate therefore I am”
how would you like to watch me?
I liked your post, made me laugh. Some answers, not all:
I like to have a toss most days. Some times twice a day, rarely more. I get incredibly horny when I have a mild to medium hangover but it tends to get a little frustrating as loose concentration and can’t do the do when I feel like that. I never wank over current and very rarely if ever ex-girlfriends. I think I probably cut down when I am with some one but not that much – depends on how often I am seeing whoever. I’ve wondered why this is many times but still can’t say for sure. I tend to have some favourite memories to return to. Girls I knew but never fancied, or at least did not do any thing about liking are quite a common theme. Now and again I meet / see some one random who takes my fancy and gives a little light relief but do tend to return to the same old favourites! I like having as toss in bed the most, now and again in the living room, some times not bothered if others can see.
I am intrigued by your interest. What’s behind it? Are you simply curious about the weirdness of men or some thing else behind it?
It was mostly just curiosity, I like to get inside men’s heads and see the hamster on the wheel turning the cogs. Now it’s a blog-mission~! LOL
Wow, so many questions – writing a feature on wanking or just for personal knowledge? Always happy to help either way – here’s my answers.
How often do you masturbate? Usually at least once a day.
Has it increased or decreased as you age? Well, I’m only 26 so still at steady rate.
Ever been caught masturbating?
Not literally, although an old housemate did almost catch me while I was knocking one off in our living room (I was watching porn on the computer).
Was it embarrassing?
A little – but we’re both blokes, so know that each wank…just don’t talk about it.
Exciting? Not really – he ain’t my type.
Ever WANTED to get caught masturbating? Only if it ended like it does in porn movies, but I fear the reality would just be screaming, red faces and shame.
What do you think of as you masturbate? I tend to use pix and porn- so I concentrate on the lady in front of me.
Ever think of something that you would NEVER actually want to do in real life but turns you on? Like what? Not really – my wanking is quite vanilla.
How do you masturbate (technical details)? Right handed, gripped tightly – something women often fail to do when wanking off a guy) and then run it back up and down my shaft. I read literoritca stories to get me in the mood and then porn to make myself come.
Is masturbation a shame thing for you? No, but I don’t wear a tshirt saying ‘i love wanking’ either – its just something I do to lower my libido and make myself feel good. There’s also evidence that helps lower the risk of colon cancer, so I feel as if there’s a health benefit.
Do you masturbate when you are in a relationship more or less? Less, but it doesn’t stop.
(i.e. if you are getting sex does it make you want to play with yourself more or less) Have you ever paid anyone to watch you? No.
Have you ever done it while someone else was fully dressed and just watching? No, naked and watching yes, but not clothed.
What do you call the act of masturbation? a wank.
OK, its either reply to you or do some work, so…….
Masturbation seems to be a big deal for men, it’s culturally ingrained with all sorts of notions that I’m not sure are or aren’t true. But I find myself curious to know more about it. And it seems rather socially *ahem* wrong to walk around asking men on the street or at work these questions. Yeah, I’ve only ever talked about it with the odd current partner, which really highlights on reflection who I’ve been sexually in tune with. Oh, and “jokey” references with the boys, but god never anything specific.
So thank you craigslist.How often do you masturbate? Varies, dependent if I’m in or out of a relationship, or more specifically whether I’m having regular sex.Has it increased or decreased as you age? Doesn’t seem to be age related. Between 1 and 3 times a day generally, on average 10 times a week I’d guess. If I’m having sex daily or even several times a day, I still like the odd wank. Oh, I’m 42 by the way.
Ever been caught masturbating? Only by my ex-wife really, and that reflected that we’d stoped having sex.
Was it embarrassing? Not really. One of several “elephants in the room” if you understand the analagy.
Exciting? Ever WANTED to get caught masturbating? I’ve been “caught “a few times by sexual partners. But I was doing it to be caught or starting it to see how they’d react. More often than not they’ve found it a turn on, and its led to sex. Frankly, I rather like being caught, because that usually has happened. It reflected a lively exciting sexual chemistry, and I love to watch a woman masturbate, like to be watched and like where it leads with the right partner.
What do you think of as you masturbate? Ever think of something that you would NEVER actually want to do in real life but turns you on? I usually fantasise about someone I have previously slept with, or know and would like to sleep with. Recently I have been fantasising about the sister of a recent partner and her ex-flat mate. Often its sex with 2 women, quite often anal sex, which I’ve only actually dome with 2 women and don’t really favour when there are other options. My most intense masturbation recently concerned a real encounter with a recent partner which started with mutual “69″ and penetration but finished with mutual simultaneous intermittant oral sex and masturbation. My partner said it was her best ever orgasm and I came more than usual and indescriminantly all over her. The reality was great. Reliving it, really good too. Rare, because usually I don’t masturbate fantasising about a current partner.
How do you masturbate (technical details)? left hand, firm grip, around the circumcision line, moving maybe half an inch above and below it. Right hand rubbing my nipples, occassionally rubbing my bollocks and the spot between my cock and my anus. Usually on my back on a bed, sometimes standing up in the toilets of a plane (bit of a bad habit, you might think). For a while (when married) in the shower. Sometimes in the loo at work. Frankly hard now, nothing wrong with doing it sitting here, except I can’t picture you or how you might be reacting to this e-mail.
Is masturbation a shame thing for you? Nah.
Do you masturbate when you are in a relationship more or less? (i.e. if you are getting sex does it make you want to play with yourself more or less) Still like the odd wank even when I’m having sex several times a day. By odd I mean every couple of days.
Have you ever paid anyone to watch you? Yes, a few times. I wouldn’t want to have sex with a prostitute, but when I came out of my marriage I wanted some “real” sexual excitement but wasn’t with (or maybe ready for) a partner, so paid. Watched and was watched. It was a good release somehow….an added dimension to “solus” masturbation, but uncomplicated. There’s an element of sordidness about it, which kind of worked too.
Have you ever done it while someone else was fully dressed and just watching? No, sounds interesting though.
What do you call the act of masturbation? Wanking.
Does that help? Would you like to recipricate and answer the same questions for me?
How often do you masturbate? daily Has it increased or decreased as you age? decreased, as a teenager I would wank 2/3 times a day. In my twenties I would wank before going our with a girl so as to last longer with her Ever been caught masturbating? yes Was it embarrassing? yes, was knocking one out before seccion with a girl friend and she caught me. Exciting? Not exciting to get caught, but very exciting to do it in a public place and not get caught Ever WANTED to get caught masturbating No- but have wanked for girls who wanted to watch, very horny!! What do you think of as you masturbate? I am a straight guy, but my best fantasies involve me sucking cock and being fucked in the ass. Ever think of something that you would NEVER actually want to do in real life but turns you on? I guess the being fucked in the ass would be that, i am not into pain and I believe in hurts. How do you masturbate (technical details)? many different ways, but a favourite is to use liquid silk on my hand and have a slow tight wank building without speed to an orgasm. Is masturbation a shame thing for you? NO Do you masturbate when you are in a relationship more or less? (i.e. if you are getting sex does it make you want to play with yourself more or less) When I am getting more I tend to wank more as well. Have you ever paid anyone to watch you? NO (Not yet) Have you ever done it while someone else was fully dressed and just watching? Yes, a girl in my office dared me to do it, so I did, she was amazed and then came over to my desk and licked of all the spunk. Very Hot. What do you call the act of masturbation? wanking. If there is anything else you ever need to know just ask.
Come watch me wank and ill answer all while im doing it
3 times a week sometimes twice a day,no shame,yes,nope,well yes becouse it was a woman then we messedaround,the same,no pay ,no,i think of exes since i have noone at the moment i got nudesof all my exes i look at to get me off,nothing ive done it all hun,spankin the lizarslol now i have a question for you ever put a dildo up your ass just as yourgetting ready to cum???it intensefies the cum.
A female perv is okay with me! Can I jerk off while you watch???
here ya go.... how often: One or twice a day Is it a shame thing: Nope Anyone watch: Yes Was it embarrising: Nope it was a huge turn on In relationship: Masterbate slightly less Paid to watch: No ...but would if your asking! Fully clothed watcher: Yup ...its the best..I even came on them what do I call it: Jerking off, wacking off
I masturbate twice a day (morning and night) for long stretches, then go a week where I don’t masturbate at all. I think it has less to do with how much sex I’m having and more to do with other stuff: being busy at work or otherwise very active during the day just leaves me with less of a need to masturbate. I usually just call it “masturbating” or “jerking off.” I don’t have any weird expressions like “spanking the monkey” or anything. In past relationships, I have had girlfriends who watched me masturbate (I think it was usually when they were too lazy to give me a blowjob), and they seemed to enjoy watching it. One of my girlfriends and I watched each other masturbate on one occasion. That was fun. I actually posted an ad on craigslist last week seeking a woman to watch me masturbate as a kind of “business transaction” where we would exchange pleasantries, I would strip, masturbate, get dressed and leave. I got zero responses. Are you interested?
would you like to watch me touch myself? I’m single, safe, in SF and fun.
M
aaaaaahahahahaa That is too danm funny!!! hahah
I would never imagine someone will finally ask that Fu##ing question! hahah you crack me up lady……godanm…..you just made my F’in day! WHO are YOU??? i will honestly answer your question but it will be a book and it might take my days to right all the details….haaha
YOU HAVE ALL the perfect questions….tell me have you goten any responses yet?
- m
A few.
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Masturbation 4
Bored, I decided to post an ad to www.craigslist.com asking about men’s masturbation habits.Here are even more of the responses. (popular question evidently… ALOT of responses)
Nice. One of my favorite topics! No you’re not a pervert. I love your curiosity. If you want to start a dialogue, write back.
Peace – K
How often do you masturbate? – Not as often as I used to. I find that if I do it too often I don’t focus as well at work. As in I feel groggy. But if I don’t masturbate or have sex for a few days, then i’ll have have a wet dream. I once gave up cumming for lent… you know 40 days. I was ready to burst! My gf at the time said she hated it. But she really loved it. Constant teasing. I could have sex and wack off, just couldn’t cum. F’ing crazy. I was a walking hard on.
Is it a shame thing? – Not sure I follow… So I guess not.
Ever had anyone watch? – Yep. Old girlfriends, we’d watch each other masturbate. Or tie her up, get her real good and turned on, then stroke my hard on inches in front of her face. A few times, first time being with a girl, and I’m really turned on, but she says that doesn’t want to have sex, it’s ok, cause i’ll just jerk off. They always get an incredulous look on their face. Either just watch fascinated or they start playing with their bodies to turn me on or they join in. The second option was always the most memorable…. No matter what, I know they will never forget it and masturbate later thinking about it.
Was it embarrassing? Exciting? – Not embarassing at all. Loved it. Still remember everytime… I love the eye contact and seeing her get turned on watching.
Do you masturbate when you are in a relationship more or less? (i.e. if you are getting sex does it make you want to play with yourself more or less) – More! If it’s real good sex, I’ll masturbate more. Cause i’ll remember it or look forward to it. Get excited and just need to feel the moment.
Have you ever paid anyone to watch you? – no. Why would i do that? They should be paying me!
Have you ever done it while someone else was fully dressed and just watching? – Yep. Ex gf. When she was getting ready for work before me. I’d watch her get dressed. Then when she’s almost ready to leave. I’d do it then. Tell her how good she looks. How hard she makes me watching her get dressed and standing there decked out for work. But she’d always stay, watch and help. Also, one time, in the bathroom of a bar. With a girl I had just met moments before. Super intense. Super memorable. Isn’t that what life is about?
What do you think of? – Past experiences. Potential future experiences.
What do you think of that you’d never EVER do in real life but love to jerk off to? – haha. Not telling unless you tell me first! You should read the book, My Secret Garden by Nancy Friday.
What do you call the act of masturbation? – Stroking it. Jerking off. Wacking off. Playing with myself. Making myself cum. Giving myself release.
Side note: all these mentions of me being a perv? In one of the original postings I made, I mentioned something about my curiosity might make me a perv.
Hi,
I love talking about this to a woman and don’t worry you are not a perv!I masturbate every one to 2 days, longer if I’m really stressed or tired.
It’s not a shame thing unless I look at porn for more than an hour or so.
I’ve had people watch on my webcam. A woman I met in Chicago and a friend in Taiwan from online, she is beautiful and elegant. She masturbates for me on her bed, via webcam. It is incredible watching her back arch and seeing her thrust her own hips against her hand.
Never masturbated with someone clothed watching me.
Never paid.
I sometimes think of things I haven’t done in real life, like coming on a woman’s face or breasts or ass. Or in her mouth with me jerking off.
And anal, I think of that and don’t do that in real life but the thought of a woman telling me to fuck her ass makes me come almost instantaneously.Ha, that was hot.
What to do on a slow work day before a holiday…..what else, respond to questions about masterbation
How often do you masturbate? – depends but on avg once a day
Has it increased or decreased as you age? probably decreased a little but not much
Ever been caught masturbating? yes when I was a kid
Ever WANTED to get caught masturbating? yes many times
What do you think of as you masturbate? all different things really from the hot movie star to a fantasy scenerio to the girl that walked past me on my way home
Ever think of something that you would NEVER actually want to do in real life but turns you on? yes definitely
How do you masturbate (technical details)? actually it depends. sometimes I just lay on the couch or bed on my back & just start playing with myself until I get hard & stroke it until i cum. Other times I will lay on my stomach and use my hand & and almost “fuck the bed”. Sometimes I will stand up, it really depends on my mood i guess.
Is masturbation a shame thing for you? not to me, not at all
I love these questions that come (cum) up on CL ... I laugh alot here --- Anyway -- your answers: How often do you masturbate? Depends where I am .... Is it a shame thing? Absolutely not -- in fact contrary to the myths -masturbation is quite healthy for a person -- note that is for both men andwomen Ever had anyone watch? only my girl friends before I was married and my X whenI was married and I suppose my future gf and/or wife And I watched my gf's and x and then 'we' played ... why ?you do not masturbate and/or play with your bf or husband? Maybe that is why you are asking these questions becauseyou are sexually deprived and thus psychologically crippled?? Was it embarrassing? Absolute not Exciting? Of course -- for all parties... Do you masturbate when you are in a relationship moreor less? More -- and that is statistically the norm.... (i.e. if you are getting sex does it make you want toplay with yourself more or less) Again more... Have you ever paid anyone to watch you? Absolutely not Have you ever done it while someone else was fully dressedand just watching? Nope -- join in or get outlife but love to jerk off to? Heck I would play almost anytime with anyone IF ANDONLY IF I know they are D&D Free What do you call the act of masturbation? The act of masturbation -- for if you are a mature, normal,individual with a healthy sex life and healthy view of one's self -- youdo not need to make up child like names to be ashamed of sex, love, relationships and intimacy.... Good Luck as I believe you are either a) a woman as yousay who is sexually starved for affection and love, real love b) a man who is a pervert who is simply doing this forkicks -- but I do not give a shit with honest answers to anyone c) a psychologist collecting data for a project d) a staff member of CL who is either a,b, or c e) some other individual or organization seeking informationabout stuff -- but then again -- I can be a woman or guy giving bogusanswers as well using a forged e-mail from one of my most adversarial hackers.... oh well -- one will never know Happy 4th -- God Bless America for having the freedomto even have these types of posts and discussions
hi:
nice white businessman in manhattan
six feet tall, 220 pounds 50 yo.
will answer all your questions, and make a donation, if you watch.
thanks.
Masturbation is normal part of human growth; whether it be sexual growth, physical growth, or mental growth. Masturbation does not have any evil attached to it; it is a normal function. As far as sex goes, many people fantansize about many different things—it depends on the person, their upbringing, their culture, their norms, and other variables. How much, when, where, and who is in attendance while masturbating…again varies from person to person, situation to situation, environment to environment, and social groups to social groups.
With that being said, I really think it is asshole personal ads like these that has lower the intregity of the craiglist website because clearly this is not a personal ad. This is some person who is expecting alot of crude and rude, answers and pics. I have my response put a fly in your ointment.
Grow up.
its fun
did it most at 14 to 20
but still like to do it all the time at 40
usually imagine good past lovers
never have been caught
but open to doing it or having it done by a lover
5-9, 170, blue eyes good body
personally I like to be touched soft and played with for an extended period
How often do you masturbate? (probably once a day or every other day on average…some days twice, some weeks none at all; just depends on how busy, active or inactive I am sexually. Being bored makes me want to do it…its like the best past time and I feel like being productive afterward)
Has it increased or decreased as you age? I don’t think so…again it just comes and goes more or less sometimes. I started in 6th grade.
Ever been caught masturbating? Yea, my brother walked into the bathroom cause I was late for something when I was like 14…was embarrassed for like a week
Ever WANTED to get caught masturbating? Umm….I haven’t had that particular thought, but I guess if it were a hot girl who liked it and didn’t think it was weird, it would be hot knowing she was into it.
What do you think of as you masturbate? Various scenarios/people and past experiences, or people I want to do things with.
Ever think of something that you would NEVER actually want to do in real life but turns you on? Yea, I think some of the more socially incorrect things. I think I can be more aggressive in my imagination than in real life because I’m too concerned for the girl in real life sometimes. Like if I want to just fuck her really hard and rough and hear her scream…I mean I can do that to a certain level in real life and girls can like it but there is more freedom in the imagination. Also scenarios where we simply just meet, fuck, don’t say a word, etc. Stuff that I’d actually not be able to do in real life because Im too considerate.
How do you masturbate (technical details)? stroke it….light at first, maybe even slow to get it hard….just relax, then do it fast near the head when I get it goin.
Is masturbation a shame thing for you? Umm, not really, but I do think that doing it too much is a sign of emphasizing sex too much and is therefore degrading in life….cuts on productivity and traps your mind to sexual things. It can lead to bad things. I’m also Christian and some of these reasons are the reasons its a sin..so there is a bit of shame for it but I can’t say I feel as bad about it as I should.
Ok, how about you? So you don’t masturbate at all? I’ve met girls who say they could never do it even though they have tried…and the girl who does it like 4 times a day. We’re all different and our bodies are different, so, its whatevers.
Why are you curious about these things?
I love to masterbate. It is great cause I know excatly how I like it. I like having a woman watch me and then cum on her chest or whereever. I masterbate when I wake everymorning (unless I have a lady with me then we just have sex) and sometimes through out the day. Today has been 3 times already. I am very busy and don’t have agirl friend right now so got to relieve myself. I am 44 and has increase ove the years. I am way more sexual and relaxed with it in my older years. I have NO inhabitions. I have been caught in the shower by a girl I was friends with and I did not know she was in the bathroom. She watched me do it and then I saw she was there. She snickered and went on her way. We both enjoyed it. I love watching women masterbate too. When I masterbate I think of my top sexual experiences with differant women. I don’t really think of things I wouldn’t do because I have done just about everything I have ever fantasized about. How do I maserbate? I stroke and grab it really tight and play with my balls with the other hand. I like to rub my body while I do it. I also have a massager I use sometimes. Sometimes I will masterbate in the shower with the shower massage on my balls and ass. I like to pull hard, I like pain. I really like having a women play with my balls or finger my ass while I am stroke’n it. I do not see it as being shameful. Sex is the best gift God ever gave us, whether it is with someone or by ourselves. I tell my 12 year old son that it is OK and everyone sdeos it but it is not something you talk to people about.
NOW: how do YOU like to masterbate? Please answer the same questions.
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Masturbation 3
Bored, I decided to post an ad to www.craigslist.com asking about men’s masturbation habits.Here are even more of the responses. (popular question)
Various versions of the following post were posted in craigslist:
Hi. I’m female, but not looking to meet or chat or anything. I just…
I’m just curious about masturbation and wanted to ask a few questions.
So thank you craigslist.
How often do you masturbate?
Has it increased or decreased as you age?
Ever been caught masturbating?
Was it embarrassing? Exciting?
Ever WANTED to get caught masturbating?
Have you ever paid anyone to watch you?
Have you ever done it while someone else was fully dressed and just watching?
What do you think of as you masturbate?
Ever think of something while masturbating that you would NEVER actually want to do in real life but turns you on?
How do you masturbate (technical details)?
Is masturbation a shame thing for you?
Do you masturbate when you are in a relationship more or less? (i.e. if you are getting sex does it make you want to play with yourself more or less)
What do you call the act of masturbation?
The responses were plentiful. Here are more responses from San Francisco, New York City, London, Tokyo, and Vancouver.
In answer to a couple of your questions. I have done it in front of someone a female, a few times. It was something they wanted to see, they were not clothed at the time, they had on Panties, I used their partial nudity as inspiration. I call it jerking off, I’m sure others have many different names for it. One or two of them also wanted me to come on them. One her face and the other her chest. I hope this answers some of your questions, and before you ask, yes it was fun.
K
My responses (included the questions below so I could see them while answering):
- Daily, most of the time. Sometimes I’ll go for a few days without masturbating, sometimes I’ll masturbate multiple times within a day.
- It’s probably decreased with age. I’m 36 now, and sometimes the drive isn’t there as much. That OK for me, though.
- Yes.
- Yes, getting caught by someone anonymous would be a turn-on. Just wouldn’t want to get caught by someone I know.
- Mostly girl-on-girl porn. I sometimes fantasize on being there with two girls as they pleasure each other, being an active participant in the threesome.
- Actually, I recently found out that I’m not bisexual, but I would sometimes fantasize about being sucked off by another guy. Now I don’t have that fantasy any more.
- Usually I start out stroking, probably watching porn. If it’s just a quickie, then I will try to finish it off soon. Otherwise, I’ll work it up until it’s really hard and stop, then start again. If you’re really interested, I’ll show you! LOL! No, really — it’s just what feels good.
- No, not at all. As far as I’m concerned, it’s just a normal biological function, same as eating your favorite foods. You don’t need to eat filet mignon to live, but you may enjoy it nonetheless (sorry for the analogy if you’re a vegetarian). Masturbation to men is just a means to an end. You get horny and need some relief and either a) don’t have a partner, b) don’t have a willing partner or c) are in a place where you cannot conveniently have sex with your partner.
Well, I hope that answers your questions. I’m trying to be as honest as I can. If I may ask, why do you ask these questions? Are you conducting research, or just curious for your own interest?
Yours,
Joe—–
How often do you masturbate? Has it increased or decreased as you age? Ever been caught masturbating? Ever WANTED to get caught masturbating? What do you think of as you masturbate? Ever think of something that you would NEVER actually want to do in real life but turns you on? How do you masturbate (technical details)? Is masturbation a shame thing for you?
How often do you masturbate? Maybe once every other week
Is it a shame thing? A bit i usually feel sad i do not have a girl.
Ever had anyone watch? Was it embarrassing? Exciting? in high school (i am 32 so that is some time ago) not exciting or embarressing
Do you masturbate when you are in a relationship more or less? (i.e. if you are getting sex does it make you want to play with yourself more or less) More it keeps me a bit from looking elsewhere.
Have you ever paid anyone to watch you? Hell no why waste good money on that?
Have you ever done it while someone else was fully dressed and just watching? Once my than GF had a thing for it so which btw should be added to my answer above.
What do you think of? Like i was on stage kind of yucky.
What do you think of that you’d never EVER do in real life but love to jerk off to? not sure. oh wait nah ill pass on this one.
What do you call the act of masturbation? pipe cleaning
please tell me you are not a guy!
BTW yes i am rather good looking.
good luck enjoy the holiday
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How are you ..
hey we are all pervs so join the club..dont worry ..you are just healthy
…..and a bit of a voyeaur…so arnt I…
mid forty guy..bit of an exhibitionist…
if you catch my drift…
lets talk..
no polans tonite
bit bored
if you are alone ..and bored as well..well have cam…web cam..You?
Oh ..how old are you
thats importan hopefully not too young
How often do you masturbate? At least once/day
Is it a shame thing? Not really
Ever had anyone watch? No, but that would be hot
Was it embarrassing? It totally would be
Do you masturbate when you are in a relationship more or less? (i.e. if you are getting sex does it make you want to play with yourself more or less) Yes, probably more so
Have you ever paid anyone to watch you? No, but I have thought about, are you offering?
Have you ever done it while someone else was fully dressed and just watching? Not yet
What do you think of? I usually watch internet porn
What do you think of that you’d never EVER do in real life but love to jerk off to? Fucking a friend’s wife
What do you call the act of masturbation? A cum session
Hey,
I jerk off about three times a day. I am white, male 38. I guess I have a high sex drive. I love when women watch me. I jerked off while nude women watched and masturbated, while clothed women watched. Its a fun thing. It turns me on when women watch me. Whether I am in a relationship or not, I still masturbate at least once a day.
Would you like to watch me? Assuming you are a woman. I am attractive.
Wow that’s a lot of questions. I’ll try to cover them all:
How often do you masturbate? Really depends. Sometimes once a day.
Is it a shame thing? Not at all
Ever had anyone watch? Yes
Was it embarrassing? No
Exciting? Yes
Do you masturbate when you are in a relationship more or less? (i.e. if you are getting sex does it make you want to play with yourself more or less) I tend to masturbate less when I’m in a relationship—or I masturbate in front of my female partner.
Have you ever paid anyone to watch you? No
Have you ever done it while someone else was fully dressed and just watching? Yes
What do you think of? Actually, the person I think of most is a former neighbor who I ALMOST had sex with a lot of times. Other times I think of a former girlfriend who let her underams get hairy for me…that’s an instant hard on and ejaculation.
What do you think of that you’d never EVER do in real life but love to jerk off to? I think of the aforementioned neighbor getting dominated by other women. She was a bartender in a go-go bar and I imagine the dancers having their way with her.
What do you call the act of masturbation? jerking off.
So I have a question for you: Do you like to masturbate while a guy listens over the phone?
Hmmmm I could get alot of phone action from this post, evidently! hahaha
Why don't we just get together and I can show ya
And alot of real life action! Yeah, um, buddy? Don’t hold your breath. Unless you are into breath play.
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Masturbation 2
Bored, I decided to post an ad to www.craigslist.com asking about men’s masturbation habits.Here are more of the responses.
Various versions of the following post were posted in craigslist:
Hi. I’m female, but not looking to meet or chat or anything. I just…
I’m just curious about masturbation and wanted to ask a few questions.
So thank you craigslist.
How often do you masturbate?
Has it increased or decreased as you age?
Ever been caught masturbating?
Was it embarrassing? Exciting?
Ever WANTED to get caught masturbating?
Have you ever paid anyone to watch you?
Have you ever done it while someone else was fully dressed and just watching?
What do you think of as you masturbate?
Ever think of something while masturbating that you would NEVER actually want to do in real life but turns you on?
How do you masturbate (technical details)?
Is masturbation a shame thing for you?
Do you masturbate when you are in a relationship more or less? (i.e. if you are getting sex does it make you want to play with yourself more or less)
What do you call the act of masturbation?
The responses were plentiful. Here are more responses from San Francisco, New York City, London, Tokyo, and Vancouver.
I’m intrigued that you’re intrigued. I’ll answer some of your queries here
and am happy to engage thereafter in a dialogue to any depth you desire … if
you respond in turn to some of my questionsI usually call it wanking; how often varies, in my teens it could be twice
during a lunch break some days and half a dozen times a day sometimes … and
can still be 3 or 4 times a day now I’m middle-aged; yes to the next 4 Qs, more
details available; I think of a wide variety of things, often my involving a
partner, watching her with someone else, her being watched undressing by other
men, even me being her … many more scenarios covering a wide area of
proclivities; yes I think of things I wouldn’t do in reality; I normally do it lying
down but sometimes standing or kneeling if it’s for the enjoyment of someone
else, sometimes just stroking it dry, sometimes using a lubricant, sometimes
even without an erection which I have done as far back as I can recall into
infancy; no shame but some residual inhibition if someone is watching which
enhances the experience; in a relationship sometimes more, sometimes less; I’ve
never paid; and yes I’ve done it while someone fully clothed watched.Now a few Qs for you miss nosey parker. Does this just interest you
intellectually or does it excite you? Are you aroused right now? Do you like to watch?
Do you masturbate and would you be prepared to tell me about that? How old are
you? How much deeper would you like to delve into this topic with me? There’s
quite a lot more to tell, both about me and information about other men I
could pass on.I’ll look forward to hearing from you on **** … not my real name
How often do you masturbate? I would guess maybe 5 times a week or more, somtimes mire than once a day.
Has it increased or decreased as you age? The amount has stayed pretty much the same.
Ever been caught masturbating? I may have, but I do not remember
Ever WANTED to get caught masturbating? NOT PARTICULARLY
What do you think of as you masturbate? Women/Ex Girlfriends/Chat Friends
Ever think of something that you would NEVER actually want to do in real life but turns you on? More of a curiosness ………….. Beastiality
How do you masturbate (technical details)? By hand, sometimes fast sometimes slow
Is masturbation a shame thing for you? NOPE not at all, to get caught it might be …
so tell me about yourself, PLEASE
I am a 50 y/o male in San Mateo
5’10″
short blonde hair
reply & just ask, I will send you a picture
I’ll answer any questions about my personal life, if i can be your internet slave
The following is a repeat response, he has alot to say about this:
hi again-
its d. kinda wanted ad on some stuff, as i am now sittin here going over in my head all kinds of masturbatory stuff ive done or thought about. this could take hours, to finish your questions
its gone both ways for me in terms of frequency while in a relationship
i have never paid anyone to watch me – but pamela did once, a bday present. pamela and i masturbated while the woman sat in between us, then stood up and sat in a chair in front of us. she wore a low cut yellow top and a very short skirt. she proceeded to play with herself with a hand inside her bra the other down her panties. pamela slid next to me, our thighs touching-she slowlyput her hand on my thigh, opening my legs as this stranger sat a foot away from me as i sat there masturbating with them both watching and both commenting on every single reaction my body went thru. pamela offered her left breast to me, telling me to suck on it as she was nearing orgasm-she loved to talk while we played-and as i did feeling her nipple get swollen in my mouth, feeling her legs start to squirm, i felt myself approaching my orgasm. i slowed down my stroking and held on for dear life as she made herself cum all over her trusty rabbitt vibrator. when she composed herself, she told me to close my eyes. i felt something really slipperry really soft being wrapped around my balls, lifting them and holding them. it felt good but awkward as i was very swollen and tender. a hand moved mine off of my penis, and i felt a similar material being wrapped around my shaft, but stopping about halfway up.my hand was replaced onto my penis, onto the very top. i so remember how hard i kept getting, i thought it was gonna go thru my skin pamela noticed and commented, then told me to just circle the head lightly. as i did, i felt what seemed like a million fingers were scraping over my balls, and i almost screamed. she told me to open my eyes, and looked down to see them both playing with my balls and to see that they had wrapped my penis in there panties. i blushed like a 12 yrold as i felt myself instantly began pre-cumming, whishot straight out and landed on the womans thigh and the new pair of panties she had put on. she stood up and just dropped them right there. at this point, id have to say i wasnt masturbating anymore-it was full blown jerking off, especially as pamela was now leaning over my body, her breasts rubbing my arm, and she taken both of my balls in her hand and was massaging them, staring intently at my thoroughly bloated penis-thats when the woman , standing in between my splayed legs took her panties(string bikini, red and very slippery) panties and slowly dropped them directly over my penis, telling me i already messed them up, i might as well go all the way. i was stroking carefully at this point, as pamela had pointed out she felt my balls strart pushing the cum out and it was filling up the shaft, making the head expand and…as i was just about there, about to masturbate to orgasm in front of two women, pamela grabbed my hand and put it on top of the panties and moved my arm up and down as i stroked my penis thru the slippery material of her panties. she jumped up, sat on the other side of me and told me she wanted to feel my balls also when i came-and i did. alot. destroyed her panties, which i still own…im running late. i hope to hear back from you. ill be home later tonite. 11ish
d
Well isn’t “d” just a little exhibitionist WAITING for this question to be asked??
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