Female Masturbation

04Jul07

Masturbation Questions Part 2: The Ladies

This time I’ve posted on craigslist in Las Vegas, Chicago, Dallas, Miami, Dublin, Toronto, Sydney, and Berlin

Hello, all! I’m female, but not looking to meet or chat or anything. I just posted to a few cities a list of masturbation questions for guys. And now I’m curious to see how women answer the same questions.

I’m sure there will be plenty of you who will tell me how pervy I am, and you’d probably be right LOL. I’m just curious and figured craigslist was the best place to ask. So if you’re interested in answering a few questions to satisfy my curiosity, awesome. If not, have a great night!

How often do you masturbate?
Has it increased or decreased as you age?
Ever been caught masturbating?
If so… Was it embarrassing? Exciting? Both?
Ever WANTED to get caught masturbating?
Has anyone ever paid you to masturbate?
Have you ever paid anyone to watch you?
Have you ever done it while someone else was fully dressed and just watching?
What do you think of as you masturbate?
Ever think of something while masturbating that you would NEVER actually want to do in real life but turns you on to think about in the privacy of your own head?
How do you masturbate (technical details)?
Is masturbation a shameful thing for you?
Do you masturbate more often or less often when you are in a relationship more or less?
What do you call the act of masturbation?

Thanks.

I’m off to sleep and will post the answers I recieve in the morning. Assuming any women answer.

(couldn’t help but check email before running off to bed and the first response is in YAY!)

What brings this to interest you?

Do you feel like you are missing out on something?

Do you feel like masterbation is keeping a relationship for you from being better?

Are you just comparing how you compare with a males masterbation?

Are you very active in this area and if so is it because your not in a relationship?

I hope you will answer these – I will answer some of yours

How often … usually 1 maybe 2 x’s per week. No set thing. There have been times when several times per day over a few days period…but that is not the norm.

I am not one into another observing … basically shy in that regard.

In a relationship … generally masterbate less.

Would never pay anyone to watch … if I could charge someone, I might consider LOL

Occasionally see someone who really inspires me … turns me on and might think of them. Other times just want to “get off” and feel the ease of tension. Very often I wake erect and sometimes decide to get off.

and as what I have said says I call it getting off

(oooops male. damn. haha)

And remember, you can share your answers here (whether you are male, female, or somewhere in between) just by clicking to leave a comment.

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UPDATE:

And what did I find in my inbox this morning?

45 emails answering the female masturbation questions posted on craigslist! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Grabbing my cup of coffee and snuggling up with my laptop for a naughty indulgence of reading about sex instead of world news….

I found that of the 45 emails, 38 were actually from men. Men answering the questions in great detail, men offering me all sorts of crudely-worded and oft-violently-described sex acts to “save” me from masturbating, men sending me pictures of their anatomy, men cussing me out for posting the questions in the first place.

I also found ALL of these men incredibly easy to delete.

I found that of the 45 emails, only the following 7 weren’t from men:

Your posting has been flagged for removal.

Approximately 98% of postings removed are in violation of craigslist posting guidelines.

Please make sure you are abiding by all posted site rules, including our terms of use:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/terms.of.use.html

That was quick. One of the postings didn’t last 5 whole minutes before it was flagged for being offensive. I take offense at the thought of female masturbation being offensive. I do it all the time, and it is in NO way offensive.

Just saw ur ad on craigs list and well obviously

I'm replyin:) i dont want
to waste your time or mine so if your intereted...

my info is at
*******.com/********* and if you like then lets

go for it!! if not then
I guess if I dont hear back from ya I get the

picture...lol!!

Okay, have to make a new rule for the blog based on this posting… in addition to no names, phone numbers, email addys, and physical addresses… no website links.

Hello....I saw ur post on craigs list and I'm not sure

if your still looking
but maybe if your interested we can chat for a bit and

then see what
happens? we would love to get to know you more...instead

of me writing all
my info out for nothing if your interested check out our

profile at
http://www.*******.com/****** and then if you

like what you see let
us know! TTYL

Okay. Um. Same webhost, different name. Sensing a camgirl sort of pattern emerging. Starting to think maybe these aren’t women who are going to answer my questions about their masturbation habits….

Moving on….

I think of you asking me these questions while I’m whacking.

Thanks.

Dude alert. No overt mention of penis so I missed him on the first “weed out the dudes” attempt. But no woman has EVER said “while I’m whacking.” Ever.

Your posting has been flagged for removal.

Approximately 98% of postings removed are in violation of craigslist posting guidelines.

Please make sure you are abiding by all posted site rules, including our terms of use:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/terms.of.use.html

Also not a female response…

Moving on….

 Hi, I just saw your ad, and I am sending my pic,

if you are interested please write back, and don't

forget to send me your photo  

Fuzzy pic of a partially clad woman included. Hope she wasn’t really interested in my ad for romance, because I’d feel like a cad. I’ll rationalize it by assuming she’s another bot.
Moving on….

Hello....I saw ur post on craigs list and I'm not

sure if your still looking
but maybe if your interested we can chat for a bit

and then see what
happens? we would love to get to know you more...

instead of me writing all
my info out for nothing if your interested check out

our profile at
http://www.****.com/***** and then if

you like what you see let
us know! TTYL

Wait. Didn’t I just read the exact email with a different camshow link? Must need more coffee…

Inserting non-scientific statistical data:

300 emails from craigslist postings in 5 cities asking about male masturbation

45 emails from craigslist postings in 8 cities asking about female masturbation

0 emails from actual women

Blah

Based on the scientific data above, I have the following news announcement: Women don’t masturbate.

Now I REALLY feel like a perv.

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