Masturbation 8

04Jul07

Various versions of the following post were posted in craigslist, in San Francisco, New York City, London, Tokyo, and Vancouver..

I’m curious (and possibly a perv… I’m cool with that):

How often do you masturbate?
Has it increased or decreased as you age?
Ever been caught masturbating?
Was it embarrassing? Exciting?
Ever WANTED to get caught masturbating?
Have you ever paid anyone to watch you?
Have you ever done it while someone else was fully dressed and just watching?
What do you think of as you masturbate?
Ever think of something while masturbating that you would NEVER actually want to do in real life but turns you on?
How do you masturbate (technical details)?
Is masturbation a shame thing for you?
Do you masturbate when you are in a relationship more or less? (i.e. if you are getting sex does it make you want to play with yourself more or less)
What do you call the act of masturbation?

And. Wow. Overwhelming numbers of responses keep coming in….

Hello,

loved your questions.
I love masturbation, have done it regularly all my life,

even when in relationship.
I love to do it in front of my partner too. yes I love

tobe watched. I have paid
prostitutes to watch me masturbate (pretty much the

only thing I have done with
prostitutes), and I LOVE to be naked and masturbate in

front f a woman fully clothed. AH,
you did not ask if we masturbate n cam too....yes I love

to do it!

I am italian, siingle, very fit, 38. Visitin gLondn this

week end only...if youw ant to
meet and ask me more...woul dlove to answer any  further

questions.....and also with
visual examples!  

ciao

PS - **** on skype

Your no more a perv then everyone else. There are two
types of pervs one that's honest enough to say and act
on their feelings & thoughts and the other that plays
with children. The first is ok. The second should be
castrated. Now the answers to your questions.

How often do you masturbate? Couple times a week.

Is it a shame thing? No, Love 

Ever had anyone watch? No, would you like to? Yes, you
would. Admit it.  

Was it embarrassing? I'll tell you after you watch me.

Exciting? Same as above. I think it will be.

Do you masturbate when you are in a relationship more
or less? (i.e. if you are getting sex does it make you
want to play with yourself more or less) Less. Sex,
what is that? It's been soooo long. 

Have you ever paid anyone to watch you? No, and won't
pay you either.

Have you ever done it while someone else was fully
dressed and just watching? No, Want to. Image your
fully clothed in a dress or top & short skirt. You
walk up to a male (me, whipee). You either fully
undress him (me again ain't I lucky) slowly, folding
and putting his (mine) clothes neatly on a chair.
Dragging it out or just remove his (my) t-shirt and
drop his (my) pants. Then turn around and walk back to
your chair, set down, smile and tell him (me, you get
the idea) to masturbate.

What do you think of? A woman (you, yes you) doing the
above (You'll love it and so will I).

What do you think of that you'd never EVER do in real
life but love to jerk off to? Nothing, there are
things I have not done yet. But will.

What do you call the act of masturbation? masturbating
or jacking off.

Well, give me a call at ***-***-****. We'll meet in a
public place to make sure we're comfortable and can
trust each other. Then.

It's been a fantasy of mind. And unless we both agree
we'll never see each other again. The thrill.
                                      F

PS Doing anything on the 4th?

K these are cool questions. have you gotten any good stuff. I dont know how someone would cuss you out. Its not like its a big deal. I masterbate a lot (from what i’ve been told). The most I’ve ever done was 7 times. I ejaculated 9 times in one day but thats kinda cheating. Actually cumming was 7 times.

I think about women that I’ve seen during the day, body parts. Situations. Smells. I’ve never been caught. I’ve almost been caught like 5 times or 4. but I can remmber each time if I stop and think about it like it was yesterday. I was watchin a porn when I was 17 once and I was in the living room (cause thats where the VCR was) and as soon as my troops came up the shaft I hear the tumblers in the front door lock and I had to RUN PAST THAT DOOR as I was cumming (JUST TRY TO DO THAT) and catch it all and get to the B room and act like I was combin my hair.

I DID IT!!! but it ws close. I wound up gettin caught cause I forgot to take the tape out. Mom puts it in and is like hey I got a movie for you to watch come in here. She puts it in and theres all this moanin and bangin….NOT COOL to be watchin porn with your mom.

K Most of the time I just stroke my cock but sometimes I will squeeze my balls as I stroke. I just stroke the shaft and stop at the head. I keep stroking till I have deployed all my troops. I wish I didnt’ have to do it as much. It seems like now if I dont do it I get stomach aches. I try to just do it when I need to as of late. But if I did it like I wanted to I would quit work and just stay home and stroke all day.

NOWWWW that I have told me MY Stuff you hAVVvveeee to tell me your’s. I’m hard now so it might take a while to get back to you. I think as I have gotten older maybe I have done more jsut cause I was with my Fiance and I thought all I could do was one or two then I was iwth this other girl that would just never leave it alone and I found out that I have pretty good stamina (I guess).

K I’m sendin it

me

I rub my wand all the time. I ever swallow my man juice. Kiss me.

Ok… wasn’t going to post pics (especially not with the endless pics of penises (peni?) flowing in)…but had to include that one! hahaha

K its not a shame for me to do cause I have a high sexual drive. I dont sleep with any women and I think I’m good looking enough that I can. I know I have enough “game” to if I wanted to ya know but I’m not about that and since I can’t sleep with someone I just do it in my mind…I try not to stroke to married women though.

eahh anyways I hope you write me back talk to you soon.

me

If I answered all your questions, would you want to meet a guy who does masturbate? It’s a substitute when a woman is not available and gets old hat after awhile.

awwwwww… poor fellow.

I live in Los Gatos, and have a nice big uncut package.

Let’s get together and you can watch (only).

Best,
T

once a day its relaxing

Are you writing a paper? Yeah,O.K. are you depending on the willingness of people wanting to tell the truth anonymously…………………………………well at my best with a girlfriend I really liked , she laid back,I straddled her just above the hips jerking off in full song which turned her on enough to cum while tip toeing through her tu-lips.
That was nice to think about her and that again,hope you are for real.
Well,I am a loner pretty much(sucks-I-hate-it)and jerking off once a day is pretty much the average,gets to be routine,and discovering that variety in focus material when whacking is important,but,in life not so much.
if you have any questions or want me to elaborate,talk to me.

Ahh, the glories of anonymity and the Internet. I hope

you enjoy the responses! If you
have any follow-up questions, I promise not to cuss you out!

How often do you masturbate?
Around once a day, sometimes twice.

Has it increased or decreased as you age?
Not yet, but I'm only in my mid-30s

Ever been caught masturbating? Was it embarrassing? Exciting?
Once in college and once by the missus. Both were fairly

embarrassing, and neither helped
get me off.

Ever
WANTED to get caught masturbating?
Not unless Kate Beckinsale happened to be driving by my

home in the States whilst I'm
doing so and got terribly horny at stumbling upon some

guy touching himself.

What do you think of as you
masturbate?
OK, well, Kate Beckinsale for one. But the list is long

 and not terribly discriminatory.

Ever think of something that you would NEVER actually want
to do in real life but turns you on?
I watch a little M/F anal sex at times but have little

interest in actually doing it.

How do you masturbate (technical
details)?
Usually w/hand over boxers and shorts. Two layers of

cloth allows for some friction, but
gotta be careful not to burn the flesh! (I also have

a secret way to keep it from being
messy.)

Is masturbation a shame thing for you?
Not really. I don't go bragging about it, but it's just

kinda a fact of horny married
life.

Do you masturbate when
you are in a relationship more or less? (i.e. if you

are getting sex
does it make you want to play with yourself more or less)
Only on a rare occasion am I having enough sex to knock

off the need for masturbation. I
don't put that critically, like married people with

children can somehow screw twice a day
every day. A solo job takes much less time since you've

got no one else to worry about, so
sometimes it's just damned efficient.

Have you ever
paid anyone to watch you?
No, but I've let someone watch on web cam. Which was

kind of exciting.

Have you ever done it while someone else was
fully dressed and just watching?
I guess they were. But couldn't say for sure.

What do you call the act of
masturbation?Jerking. Jacking. Self-indulging.

55 Pro Musician

so imeet more girls than many men my age would.

less jerking off with age.

with right girl (love or v near) it can be very sexy jerking off while she full dressed & watching. mild control. told what to do. sexy for both.

i do same to her. make her do it in front of me while i fully dressed. All part of stripping awat Privacy & getting inside each others heads. V sexy.

caught no. embarassing — as you make it, Front it down — if you feel inclined. Universal human activity.

no shame

even with a mistress long term 9 yars mutual masturbation can be VERY close. I love comin in her hand.

paid no

any help ?

feel free to ask for demo !

best

JP

 

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