Masturbation

03Jul07

My back is acting twitchy and I’ve prescribed myself bedrest and boredom until it is better.

While bored, I decided to post an ad to www.craigslist.com asking about men’s masturbation habits.

I decided to post responses here.

Various versions of the following post were posted in craigslist, in a number of cities around the world.

Hi. I’m female, but not looking to meet or chat or anything. I just…

I’m just curious about masturbation and wanted to ask a few questions.

So thank you craigslist.

How often do you masturbate?
Has it increased or decreased as you age?
Ever been caught masturbating?
Was it embarrassing? Exciting?
Ever WANTED to get caught masturbating?
Have you ever paid anyone to watch you?
Have you ever done it while someone else was fully dressed and just watching?
What do you think of as you masturbate?
Ever think of something while masturbating that you would NEVER actually want to do in real life but turns you on?
How do you masturbate (technical details)?
Is masturbation a shame thing for you?
Do you masturbate when you are in a relationship more or less? (i.e. if you are getting sex does it make you want to play with yourself more or less)
What do you call the act of masturbation?

The responses were plentiful. Here are the responses from San Francisco, New York City, London, Tokyo, and Vancouver.

It would be easier for me to show you.

Hi there,
        A refreshing posting indeed.

I'd be happy to answer your questions and any others you

haven't asked if
you reply
back to me then I know this is for real and not some prank

(hey that rhymes)

Hear from you

How often do you masturbate? As least as possible.
Has it increased or decreased as you age? 100% since I`ve been
Married(10 years now)I never did it when I was young.
Ever been caught masturbating? Kinda my chick walked in

then joined,I
was just trying to release.
Ever WANTED to get caught masturbating? Not really.
What do you think of as you masturbate? Past sexual

experiences or
watch a ton of porno to motivate myself.
Ever think of something that you would NEVER actually

want to do in
real life but turns you on? No.
How do you masturbate (technical details)? I like to

in the shower or
right after,as far as tech I do it normal and reverse

like a hand
shake with my dick.
Is masturbation a shame thing for you? Its a release

thing I`m nicer

and get to let the steam out so to speak Ha Ha !

M

I usually masturbate several times a week. Have masturbated

to women
watching.  Have watched women.  Paid a woman once to

masturbate for me.
Any other questions?

M

Luv to m-bate - never done it in front of anyone. do it

as often as
possible - in relationship or not, but there is shame I

guess...
Made a short video of me doing it which I have never

shown to
anyone....you interested? Reply - ask me more questions

- I'm at work

and am gonna run somewhere and....

Wanna watch in person? ever done that? I never have seen

or been seen....

reply - will write more - and send vid - if you are

interested....

B

Oh so tempting. Hmmm ethical questions of him sending a vid and posting … would be bad … would be funny, though. I’ll be good. Keep reading…

I masturbate just about everyday  My name is mike a hot

36,brown hair,blue eyes italian
background with a athletic build 5'8,180lbs if you want

to know more just ask me for my
number

What a cheap way to get guys to talk dirty

The obligatory “get a real life” response:

Actually its a bigger deal for women…get in the real world and find out!

You must be Eva.

No, but I'm intrigued by Eva now and I have no idea who she is.

Have to do it almost daily, even when having sex regularly. For guys at  least, it is 

relaxing. And yes, more fun if you watch each other. 

 

 You know, if I wasn't so bored with the documents I'm

reading right
now, I wouldn't have just started goofing off reading

Craigslist, and
I certainly wouldn't imagine answering a set of questions

like this.

But you've caught me on a day when I was in fact thinking

that it was
fun, one time in college (I graduated in 1999) when a

really close
friend of mine and I hooked up and were getting each other

off when
she decided that she wanted to lay back and play with her

pussy while
I jerked off onto her chest.

I don't masturbate all that often, I guess. Maybe every

other day. I'm
more horny when I'm exercising and/or having sex - but

usually if I'm
having sex I just do that an don't do it myself all that

much. But
when I'm really in that zone, I like to get it on 2-3x a

day. Too much
for some, not enough for others. I'm single, perhaps,

because I can't
find a happy medium. Or great chemistry.

I don't feel ashamed about it. I don't talk about it,

though, and I've
never been caught or anything like that. I had someone

watch that one
time, and I'd frankly love to do it again - it was pretty

damn
exciting. Maybe I should write an ad about it. I have

never paid
anyone, or done it when someone was just watching. I think

about
really hot moments with past girls - I don't dream of

celebrities or
people like that. The last time I did it I was thinking

about how fun
it was to go down on my past girlfriend - the lips on her

pussy were
very long, and I loved the way it looked.

I usually call it jerking off. I'm not big on colorful

metaphors for
masturbating, in the way that I like to call other things

by sicko
names. But that's because I can have a pretty sick sense

of humor. And
yet I'm an economist with a doctorate from Yale.

Go figure.

B.P.

Here are my thoughts I hesitated to responde, but would love to know your thoughts too…..

How often do you masturbate? couple times a week

Is it a shame thing? NO

Ever had anyone watch? YES, while standing in the shower

Was it embarrassing? NO

Exciting? YES

Do you masturbate when you are in a relationship more or less? MORE–the more you get the more you want

Have you ever paid anyone to watch you? NO

Have you ever done it while someone else was fully dressed and just watching? YES

What do you think of? Fucking in all types of positions

What do you think of that you’d never EVER do in real life but love to jerk off to? being watched by another person while fucking someone

What do you call the act of masturbation? jerking off

You are a perv and I love you for being one.

That being revealed, here are my answers:
How often do you masturbate?

Too little to count.

Is it a shame thing?

No

Ever had anyone watch?

Yes

Was it embarrassing?

No

Exciting?

Yes

Do you masturbate when you are in a relationship more or less? (i.e. if you are getting sex does it make you want to play with yourself more or less)

If it’s part of the relationship sex, more. If it’s not part of the relationship sex, then less.

Have you ever paid anyone to watch you?

No

Have you ever done it while someone else was fully dressed and just watching?

Yes

What do you think of?

Nothing, it’s a Zen experience of sorts.

What do you think of that you’d never EVER do in real life but love to jerk off to?

Irrelevant question, there isn’t anything I wouldn’t do.

What do you call the act of masturbation?

The usual list of amusing titles.

why i’m responding to your post i dont know but i felt like helping you find your answers i suppose.
i’m currently in a relationship and find myself jerking off more than i would if i was single…i dont know why that is…something natural i guess since this has always been the case. I usually never masturbate more than once/ day and usually 5 times/week maximum…moreso like 3-4 times on avg.
nobody has ever watched me unless you count an orgy in which i did for a couple of minutes since i was with two other girls.
i’ve watched girls i’ve dated masturbate in front of me …but not much more excitement than that

does that help

please tell me you are a girl

TWO THUMBS UP………………! YOU CRACKED ME UP………………………!

How often do you masturbate? I masturbate as often as I can, sometimes once
or even twice a day, for me it is a wonderful feeling, to explode and
release stress!
Has it increased or decreased as you age?It has not done either, decreased
or increased. It started when I was 13, I used to hide out in the shower and
whack off.
Ever been caught masturbating? I have been caught several times, parents,
friends, girlfriends. It is a wierd situation but everyone does it so I say,
screw it leave me alone I need to cum!
Ever WANTED to get caught masturbating? I wanted to get caught a few times
but never happened. recently I was jacking off in a tanning booth, not on
the bed but in the room. The woman at the counter was sooo hot I was hoping
she would hear me and come in. Then liking what she saw perhaps assist, suck
or mount me!
What do you think of as you masturbate? I think of porn movies or past women
that I have fucked. It is like a slide show I never concentrate on one woman
maybe rene who had the tightest pussy ever, or jenna who liked it in the
ass, or Brenda who was asian and liked cum on her face and tits or carla who
likes to be strangled during sex.
Ever think of something that you would NEVER actually want to do in real
life but turns you on? Sometimes, like a finger or tongue in my asshole!
How do you masturbate (technical details)? I use lotion and stroke my cock
up and down, long strokes all the way up the shaft, slightly over the head
then down to my base and balls! I like to do it laying on my back!
Is masturbation a shame thing for you? not at all…..fun and exciting
Hope this helps

In shape, 5 ft 10, 180, italian male!

Well, since you asked…

How often do you masturbate? Daily, sometimes more than once dailt,

Has it increased or decreased as you age?
Remained the same the past few years (I’m 42)

Ever been caught masturbating? Couple of times when I was younger.

Was it embarrassing? Exciting? One occasion, yeah, embarrassing, one occasion was the classic… she joined in.

Ever
WANTED to get caught masturbating? Not really, but never thought of it as something that someone would want to catch me doing…

What do you think of as you
masturbate? Several different fantasies.

Ever think of something that you would NEVER actually want
to do in real life but turns you on? Yeah, sometimes, usually the person rather than the act.

How do you masturbate (technical
details)? By hand, usually; when I was younger, onto my pillow.

Is masturbation a shame thing for you? Not in the least

Do you masturbate when
you are in a relationship more or less? (i.e. if you are getting sex
does it make you want to play with yourself more or less) Doesn’t make a difference.

Have you ever
paid anyone to watch you? No.

Have you ever done it while someone else was
fully dressed and just watching? Not when they were fully dressed, no.

What do you call the act of
masturbation? “Playing” usually.

L

I love to masturbate. I’m 50 & still do it twice a day. As i’m single,
i have to. I’m quite fit & for sure that makes me horny most of the
time.
I read some time ago that guys need to masturbate as it apparently is good
for the prostate.
The only thing i think about at the time, is sliding my cock in a tight,
tidy pussy. I also love a woman to masturbate me.

Hi,
I’d be happy to answer your questions, but would rather do it interactively
than by typing a predictable and boring string of text into an email. There
could be more to glean from an interactive session.

If you are interested, email me back and we can chat on msn or whatever.

How often do you masturbate? 4-5 times per week
Is it a shame thing? Not sure what you mean
Ever had anyone watch? yes, girl friends and dommes
Was it embarrassing? not at all
Exciting? scintilating
Do you masturbate when you are in a relationship more or less? (i.e. if you are getting sex does it make you want to play with yourself more or less) The same if I can
Have you ever paid anyone to watch you? in a way
Have you ever done it while someone else was fully dressed and just watching? yes, GF’s and domme’s
What do you think of? lot’s of things, but often it is a beautiful woman on all fours above me or me eating a woman maybe after she has just had sex and is dripping or of a domme having her way with me
What do you think of that you’d never EVER do in real life but love to jerk off to? I would try all that I think of
What do you call the act of masturbation? Pleasure and health maintenance

To think about, inquire about and to engage in masturbation is not perverted, but a most natural form of self exploration, sensual and sexual education and pleasuring activity.

It is normal, not shameful in any way. I have done it with another watching and because it is vulknerably self revealing, it is very arousing and exciting when deliberately done in front of one’s sexual partner for the pleasure of both and for the sexual education of the partner, for by observation he or she better learns how to best pleasure you manually, orally and in any other way. It has never been embarassing in private or in private with one’s partner.

Yes, more sex arouses one and makes one more stimulated and therefore more desirous of masturbation, to increase satisfaction, not because of sexual dissatisfaction. I would not be involved in this or any sexual activity for money. I have done it in front of another fully dress and fully undressed. It is very exciting to do it with another who is also doing it and them to do it for each other.

Masturbation is simply manual sex.

Hope this helps, but am willing to discuss more fully. Would be interested in your views.

 1) almost daily haha ... well 3 or 4 times a week

2) hmm well i don't know.  when i was younger (i'm 32)

physically i
could do it all the time.  but more nervous about it now

i can't do it
all the time but have no qualms about it.

3) I have never been caught

4) it would be fun to be caught by someone depending on

who and where at. hahaa

5) i think of past experiences, or watch videos, sometimes

read erotica

6) no i don't think i have ever.  

7) its hard to explain. lots of attention to the head i

willl have to
email you separately on how take alot more time to get

into detail

8) nope its not a shame to me. its natural

hello

I masturbate couple times a week,not really shameful,yes have had a few 

girl who liked to watch

it was embarrasing,yet exciting. masturbate maybe slightly less when in
a relationship if sex life is good, think mostly of girls i've been
with,never paid anyone to watch, never done it while somone else was
fully dressed,

any other questions get back at me

hope i could of been of help

ironic
i suppose, as i sit here masturbating in the middle of the day. i have
always enjoyed open conversations with women about masturbation, and
tho i still get totally blushed, embarrassed -and very aroused. ive
been lucky enuff to have had 2 masturbation partners-one for only a few
months, the other on and off for 4 years. between the 2 of them ive
engaged in some very creative, adventurous, flat out naughty
masturbation experiences, and if you are cool as you seem, id love to
share some tales with you, and answer any question you could ever
have…no matter how much i blush…
for now, tho, i am a single
white 40 yr old guy, educated proffessional, preppy and nice…and my
friends would never imagine me doing this. ill do my best as i am kinda
typing one-handed

i masturbate about 5 times a week, sometimes everyday. i average around 2 hours or so each time

not shame, but i sometimes do things/think things/look at things that are naughty, and that arouses me

i have been watched many times by pamela-probably 50 or so, and only a
few times with others. it has been exciting, embarrassing and always
adrenaline inducing

i was walked in on when i was 14ish by my neighbor-and i was masturbating thinking about her when it happened

pamela loved to be dressed while i sat naked/partially naked and
masturbated. she enjoyed me being home, naked and masturbating and
leave the door unlocked. she tell me shed be there between like 8-10pm.
id sit on the couch and watch porn with headphones on and shed be able
to walk in without my knowledge…

i loved masturbating with her sitting next to me on the couch when she
would wear these really tite thin tops, and she always brought like 3-4
sets of bras and panties, and tease the snot out of me…

i have tons more to tell ya-and maybe even ask , so im gonna send this
as isand try to beat the crowd that im sure is lining up already…i
will finish, tho. id be into im if youd be ok with that…

d….i hope to hear back from you. ill tell you about a masturbation game i developed-and that im playing right now

The mind boggles.

LOL dude are you gay?

I will answer all your questions and anymore you may have. I will only answer them on the telephone.

Nice try.
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